So Chrysler (with my lifetime warranty I purchased) bought a SKREEM module from Needswings and programmed it and had the dealership install it. Now the problem is the car was started too many times under fault, so the PCM board is bad, and there is no way to replace that.

OR IS THERE? Is my car really dead now?

Chrysler has decided to wash their hands of this and refund my warranty. But I'm still on the hook for the SKREEM module (which is fine, I was going to buy one anyway.)