Like "Car D Ologist" who did the excellent transmission flushing video, I too, have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express
AND, I own a company that produces "non-existent dip sticks". Currently we are the largest company in the world that produces these. I have hired the finest German craftsmen, some retired from Mercedes Benz, and others paraplegic Austrian Alpenhorn makers. They craft these with excellent attention to detail, including hand carving and silver trimming. There are none finer anywhere!
If you want one for your car, just drop by. If we are closed, you can just shove your money under the door.