lol some 60 year old woman asked if I was single at the stoplight (i'm 19)
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lol some 60 year old woman asked if I was single at the stoplight (i'm 19)
She wanted to be my sugar momma and her husband was with her and said it was okay... she said she would give me lots of money.
OMG. I died laughing when I drove past her.
OMG. I died laughing when I drove past her.
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Re: lol some 60 year old woman asked if I was single at the stoplight (i'm 19)
Originally Posted by jeremy
She wanted to be my sugar momma and her husband was with her and said it was okay... she said she would give me lots of money.
OMG. I died laughing when I drove past her.
OMG. I died laughing when I drove past her.
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Re: lol some 60 year old woman asked if I was single at the stoplight (i'm 19)
There isn't a day that goes by that I don't get a comment from someone... they are just getting more disturbing by the week.
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Re: lol some 60 year old woman asked if I was single at the stoplight (i'm 19)
When I politely tried to laugh off a situation like that, the gal looked me in the eye and said very seriously: "don't knock it until you try it............."
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Re: lol some 60 year old woman asked if I was single at the stoplight (i'm 19)
Originally Posted by Tazz
When I politely tried to laugh off a situation like that, the gal looked me in the eye and said very seriously: "don't knock it until you try it............."
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Re: lol some 60 year old woman asked if I was single at the stoplight (i'm 19)
Originally Posted by old man
send her my way if she has a lot of money
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From: San Angelo, Tx
Re: lol some 60 year old woman asked if I was single at the stoplight (i'm 19)
Originally Posted by jeremy
ewww... old and juicy.... *gags*
I made myself gag a little, do love kimchi though.
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Re: lol some 60 year old woman asked if I was single at the stoplight (i'm 19)
Was she the kind who thinks they're having a heart attack until she realizes she's stepping on her left boob, or the kind who'd make a freight train run a dirt road??
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Re: lol some 60 year old woman asked if I was single at the stoplight (i'm 19)
Originally Posted by Jeep2Xfire
Was she the kind who thinks they're having a heart attack until she realizes she's stepping on her left boob
THAT IS THE MOST PRICELESS QUOTE EVER!!! that is just soooo beautifuly true
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Re: lol some 60 year old woman asked if I was single at the stoplight (i'm 19)
cougars man, they will get you every time, just hope she didn't have a husband, two kids, and a hamster
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Re: lol some 60 year old woman asked if I was single at the stoplight (i'm 19)
Old ladies like these cars too. I am almost 62. I don't pick on 19 year old (ewwww back atcha) but age has nothing to do with taste in cars. She just wanted your car 
Old woman in San Jose whose ***** do not reach my feet.......yet.
Old woman in San Jose whose ***** do not reach my feet.......yet.
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From: From North TX..To SoCAL..Now Cnt Philly
Re: lol some 60 year old woman asked if I was single at the stoplight (i'm 19)
Originally Posted by Cissy
I am almost 62. I don't pick on 19 year old (ewwww back atcha)
Old woman in San Jose whose ***** do not reach my feet.......yet.
Old woman in San Jose whose ***** do not reach my feet.......yet.
LMFAO....Tell'em!
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From: MOFN, AL, 70 miles from George
Re: lol some 60 year old woman asked if I was single at the stoplight (i'm 19)
Originally Posted by SilverFox
You may regret that decision someday, you never know?
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Re: lol some 60 year old woman asked if I was single at the stoplight (i'm 19)
Originally Posted by Bryce
I'm serious, you should hit that. Plus she might have money, ooh, or you could double date with Cissy.
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Re: lol some 60 year old woman asked if I was single at the stoplight (i'm 19)
Originally Posted by Cissy
ACK! ::thud::