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Old 05-18-2008, 05:12 PM
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Default lol some 60 year old woman asked if I was single at the stoplight (i'm 19)

She wanted to be my sugar momma and her husband was with her and said it was okay... she said she would give me lots of money.

OMG. I died laughing when I drove past her.
 
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Old 05-18-2008, 05:31 PM
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Originally Posted by jeremy
She wanted to be my sugar momma and her husband was with her and said it was okay... she said she would give me lots of money.

OMG. I died laughing when I drove past her.
You may regret that decision someday, you never know?
 
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There isn't a day that goes by that I don't get a comment from someone... they are just getting more disturbing by the week.
 
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send her my way if she has a lot of money
 
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Old 05-19-2008, 04:53 PM
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Default Re: lol some 60 year old woman asked if I was single at the stoplight (i'm 19)

When I politely tried to laugh off a situation like that, the gal looked me in the eye and said very seriously: "don't knock it until you try it............."
 
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Default Re: lol some 60 year old woman asked if I was single at the stoplight (i'm 19)

Originally Posted by Tazz
When I politely tried to laugh off a situation like that, the gal looked me in the eye and said very seriously: "don't knock it until you try it............."
my face would be like this: O_O
 
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You should hit that...seriously.
 
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Old 05-19-2008, 05:18 PM
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Default Re: lol some 60 year old woman asked if I was single at the stoplight (i'm 19)

Originally Posted by old man
send her my way if she has a lot of money
Dennis, that was just too funny.
 
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Old 05-19-2008, 05:20 PM
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Default Re: lol some 60 year old woman asked if I was single at the stoplight (i'm 19)

Originally Posted by Bryce
You should hit that...seriously.
ewww... old and juicy.... *gags*
 
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Old 05-19-2008, 05:30 PM
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Default Re: lol some 60 year old woman asked if I was single at the stoplight (i'm 19)

in fifty years you'll be lookin for those young ones !
 
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Default Re: lol some 60 year old woman asked if I was single at the stoplight (i'm 19)

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ewww... old and juicy.... *gags*
Just think of it like Kimchi. Old, rotten, juicy, and oh so delicious!!!

I made myself gag a little, do love kimchi though.
 
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Old 05-19-2008, 06:27 PM
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Default Re: lol some 60 year old woman asked if I was single at the stoplight (i'm 19)

Was she the kind who thinks they're having a heart attack until she realizes she's stepping on her left boob, or the kind who'd make a freight train run a dirt road??
 
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Default Re: lol some 60 year old woman asked if I was single at the stoplight (i'm 19)

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Was she the kind who thinks they're having a heart attack until she realizes she's stepping on her left boob

THAT IS THE MOST PRICELESS QUOTE EVER!!! that is just soooo beautifuly true
 
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Default Re: lol some 60 year old woman asked if I was single at the stoplight (i'm 19)

cougars man, they will get you every time, just hope she didn't have a husband, two kids, and a hamster
 
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Old 05-20-2008, 09:32 AM
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Old ladies like these cars too. I am almost 62. I don't pick on 19 year old (ewwww back atcha) but age has nothing to do with taste in cars. She just wanted your car

Old woman in San Jose whose ***** do not reach my feet.......yet.
 
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Default Re: lol some 60 year old woman asked if I was single at the stoplight (i'm 19)

Originally Posted by Cissy
I am almost 62. I don't pick on 19 year old (ewwww back atcha)
Old woman in San Jose whose ***** do not reach my feet.......yet.

LMFAO....Tell'em!
 
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Default Re: lol some 60 year old woman asked if I was single at the stoplight (i'm 19)

Originally Posted by SilverFox
You may regret that decision someday, you never know?
I agree! Don't EVER burn a bridge. Or pass up a chance to sleep. Or eat. Or have sex....
 
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Default Re: lol some 60 year old woman asked if I was single at the stoplight (i'm 19)

I'm serious, you should hit that. Plus she might have money, ooh, or you could double date with Cissy.
 
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Old 05-20-2008, 09:34 PM
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Default Re: lol some 60 year old woman asked if I was single at the stoplight (i'm 19)

Originally Posted by Bryce
I'm serious, you should hit that. Plus she might have money, ooh, or you could double date with Cissy.
ACK! ::thud::
 
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Default Re: lol some 60 year old woman asked if I was single at the stoplight (i'm 19)

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ACK! ::thud::
What, you wouldn't want to have dinner with a fellow forum member? Traitor.
 


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