I designed what a "Ricer" Crossfire would look like! I thought some people would get a kick outta this from the amount of hatred I see against Ricers...
Sorry Andrew for using your car but it was a perfect angle and stock white...
I'll give you all some background why i even did this... but while drinkin in Canada me and all my buddies we constantly making fun of all these Civics and eclipses that would be looping around the main strip of windsor... of course all their cars were "over night parts from Japan"....

This car would have tri-turbos on a rotary engine with 3 bottles of Nos... the stock spoiler would deploy including the 35lbs stainless steel spoiler that doesnt improve anything at all... the noise let off from the exhaust would sound almost exact to a go-kart from the 80's... it could be shifted up at least 9 times... for some reason muscle cars arent as fast as it... all these would be owned by 16 year old boys... who would brag about this car being a GT-R labelled Xfire from Tokyo!!!

 

lol i dunno why u had to put that wing on there... dont crossfires come stock with a push button inst-a-rice spoiler?

 

lol its not a ricer spoiler... its actually needed at higher speed on the design shape of the Xfire... kinda like a Porsche Boxster's

 

Its a True Euro Spoiler, Not rice!

Hey Bobbafettm, can you do that same photo in that same orange but nothing else changed. That would be a nice color I think. (Bobba you are pretty good at the photoshop editing!!)


C R O S S F I R E
100% Euro, 0% Rice

 

your forgot the huge fart can exhaust tips....

-marc

 

Boba, you're sick and you need help.

God, my eyes...

 

Another ricey version in my drunken nights. This should have been the SRT-6 version of my dreams

 

Other colors I thought were strange or cool

 

HOLY **** !!! Cyril !!! THAT CAR ACTUALLY LOOKS SWEET!

I add actually put that car together! man... those rims and the sparco's look amazing on the red Xfire! nice job and thanks for giving me some ideas for my own!

 

That's an 18 inch 5Zigen FNO1R-C wheels with BF Goodrich G-Force. Brakes are 13 inch Brembo front brake rotors.
Seats are Corbeau CR1 racing seats with 4 point harnesses

 

I like the red and the blue...

thanks for adding the fart can...

Now it just needs neon lights under the car...


oh yeah - I came up with this last year....

if you put a fart can and a big spoiler on your car and it is from japan then I call it a ricer or that it is riced out.

If you do this same awful thing to an american car then I call it Uncle Ben's (American rice brand name) or that it was Uncle Benzed out.

I guess In our case if you did somthing like that for real then it would be Uncle benzed out...

If you get a chance then go to www.ricecop.com and laugh your rear off. They also have tickets you can print out and put on riced out cars...

-marc

 

LOL Drunk your a F'ing pimp! hahahaha that is some of the best stuff ive ever seen!1!!1!!!

here are some more Anti Rice'n stuff for everyones humor!

http://www.notabusinessracing.org/mo...article&sid=18
GREAT Anti CIVIC video!

http://www.shell.net.nz/random/movies/mirrored/
Get the AntiRicer.wmv!!!

http://www.bobafettm.com/trevor/
MAKE SURE YOU ALL WATCH THIS! ITS AMAZING!!! 3fast3furious.mpeg !!!!!

These links were giving to me today by Tovock one of my best friends IRL ! So I hope everyone enjoys them! sorry if my server isnt able to dump the 3F3F movie extremely fast! but that 1.5m Up and Down pipe is used daily a ton!

Over night parts from Japan... JDM... god save us all...

 

the link to the video on your site does not work that 34 mb one was funny, funny, funny! That poor Porsche 911!

The other video was funny once the sound efffects came in. I actually had one of those honda revving his engine with his fart can at the light next to me today. I reved back and went left when the light turned green and he took off straight real fast - what a goober.

-marc

 

LOL stupid hondas.... i fixed the link

 

Hey Boba, what software do you use to do the color changes? I use photoshop.

 

That Mocca Crossfire looks nice. And the red one with the gold wheels and lambo doors is pretty cool, too (minus the park bench on the back).

 

Yah Photoshop also! I love photoshop... been stealing it since 6th grade!!! lol! :lol: :lol:

 

I use Photoshop Elements here

 

Ahh nice! I got Photoshop CS.. but im a fan on 7.0 still!

LOL james! you own a Acura RSX I would have thought you have over night parts from Japan on there! as well as a double decker bookshelve! but I am very proud you do not! Your welcome to make fun of ricers with us all !!!

 

No, I don't have any crap on my car. There's one kid at my school that has an RSX the same color as mine and he's got an AEM sticker on the side and a chicken wire in his front grill and I'm embarassed that I have the same car ... but that's what I get for buying an import. I'm going European with my next automobile. ... that or I'll just buy a Ducati street bike.