Taking a wee break from the golf course, a famous american golfer was on tour in Scotland where he wasn't well known. He drove a borrowed 2005 Crossfire Coupe Limited into a gas station. An attendant greets him with typical Scottish hospitality, unaware who the golf pro is: "Top o' the mornin to ya." As the golfer gets out of the car two tees fall out of his pocket. "So what are those things, laddie?" asks the attendant. "They're called tees," replies the golfer. "And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?" inquires the Scotsman. "Well, they're for resting my ***** on when I drive," replies the golf pro.
"Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaims the attendant. "Those fellas at Mercedes think of everything.

 

AHAH Awesome!

 

ROFL! A crossfired mercedes?

 

Nice but the attendant was Irish.

 

Hooah... it's just a joke... laugh, smile, and enjoy it... I did.

Better yet everyone add their own joke to the thread, we can all enjoy a good laugh or a smile, sometimes your entire day can turn around because you read or saw something that was funny. hooah

 

FirebaseD, Don't worry I did, Thanks.

Scots greetings are so obscure, one I like is "lang may yer lumb reek", basically "long may your chimney smoke".

I suppose in our terms, long may your twin pipes blast out the exhaust gases! (I sure don't want to see smoke out of mine, perhaps "long may your exhaust roar" conveys it better.

 

Makes me proud to be an Irishman, LOL.

 

Yet one more thing we have in common! LOL

Pat

 

I first heard that joke a year or two ago, and it was told with a Mercedes...guess someone thinks the crossfire can pass as one.