Don't worry...
>> To my darling husband,
>> Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you
know
>> about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned

>> into the driveway. Fortunately it was not too bad and I really
didn't
>> get hurt, so please don't worry about me.
>> I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the
driveway
>> accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.
>> The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came
to
>>a halt when it bumped into your car.
>> I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality
you
>> will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my
>>sweetheart.
>> I am enclosing a picture for you. I cannot wait to hold you in my

>>arms again.
>> Your loving wife.
>>
>>
>> P.S. Your girlfriend called.

 

Hahahahaha, funny.

 

HA... NICE! Yet sad all at the same time...

 

Well, replacing the clutch in his Ferrari, is going to be the least of this guys worries.