I was just joking, but thanks for taking me seriously. No one else (esp my wife) does. I have been parking three Crossfires in a two-car garage for years -- put one against the back wall sideways using a rolling floor jack, pull the other two in, cover all three, and let sleep until spring. Now that my son took his to Florida State, I'm down to two and it's much easier. There's room for the snowblower to sit in front of the door, ready for action.

 

My son's best friend took his family on vacation. While he was gone my son, as a gag, went into his friends garage and jacked up both ends of their Camry with castered floor jacks. Spun the car 90 degrees in the garage and set it back down. His friend was not amused.