A light on the dash is flashing on my car all the time, I took a video of it on my way home in case someone knows what it is. It was flashing as I sped up and kept going until I let off the gas. This has me concerned, confused, heck you could even say perplexed.

For those easily offended turn off the sound, a naughty song is playing in the background. They are saying very naughty dirty words, bad bad bad naughty words so again please press the mute button if you feel you may be offended by this.



(Answer: skinny winter tires suck on dry roads)

 

That's just the WPP (wheelstand prevention program).. it comes on when mad HP cars pop off on dat vtek with mad noz, so the front end don't lift to outa space.

 

fo realz dawg? i wuz aboutz ta go off an get all gangsta up in heah. my homez wuz all like "yo dat be off da hook we gotz to go do some drive by'z an deen pickz up some a mah b*tchzez fo lata to take back to da crib yo. May vtak dont be kikin it like dat."

(proud of you for finding the secret white text!)

 

I confess we, CICCI, had it planted in your dash.

 

I'm sure some feel all your posts should come with some sort of disclaimer. LOL

 

SLOW....my ride will spin them at 100+ mph too. Oh...and is that the new Jonas Brothers song?

 

I knew there was a conspiracy! I also found the chip you installed in my head but my foil hat took care of that.

 

Do you think they put it in there when they did the **** probe?

 

You mean you figured out the foil hat trick? back to the drawing board I guess.

 

That must be where the "gay car" thing comes into play.. I thought that was just a standard feature . No wonder every body else complained about the seats not supporting the driver through turns.

 

lol, so that is what is up with those seats! That answers the question why the car refuses to run when a female is in it too.

 

My man Photoman!
You's da best!

 

Instigator of them all...

DJ, I think your internet connection went down halfway through your post so I finished it for you.

 

You are one funny boy!

 

Your cars slow man! you might need some nitrous to speed you up

 

Hey Friend.
I have to apologize for all of the "fun" the guys are having at your expense.
You came here with a problem and usually we are all very good at providing assistance.

The solution to your problem can be found HERE.

Enjoy the ride!

 

Here is a thread with a similar problem:

mycarismessedup

 

That ought to keep a few of the folks here entertained for quite a while!!

 

You know, my car has the same problem. I think yours is in the later stages but we have the same malady. You need to PM me every single mod you have (secret ones included) so I know what not to do. I'm told the best solution is take off the instrument cluster and remove the light. But I don't know the long term effects. Of course, it helps to keep the car indoors until the ice melts too. At least I read it somewhere on the turbo Yugo forums. BTW, this sunday is D-day for the strut bar. I'll let you know what it does or doesn't do.

Les

 

Love the music, thats my theme song. LOL