My wife pays our bills and was confused when she saw the bill from Zaino brothers Being the diligent house manager she called Zaino brothers Actual conversation:

"Hello. Zaino bruthers"
I am calling about a bill I......"
"Lady you got a husband or sons?"
"I don't know how that ......"
"LADY, you got a husband or son?"
"Well... yes"
"CAW WAX LADY. WE SELL CAW WAX"
""Call what?"
"CAWWW WWWAX, LADY ,CCAAWW WWAX WE SELL CAW WAX.
"Oh Car wax..."
Yeah Caw Wax thanks for calling.

 

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that is classic...