Humor and Clean Jokes
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John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully, "Give me one last request, dear," he said.
"Of course, John," his wife said softly.
"Six months after I die," John said, "I want you to marry Bob."
"But I thought you hated Bob," she said..
With his last breath John said, "I do!"
"Of course, John," his wife said softly.
"Six months after I die," John said, "I want you to marry Bob."
"But I thought you hated Bob," she said..
With his last breath John said, "I do!"
Re: Humor and Clean Jokes
A man goes to see the Rabbi. '
"Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it."
The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"
The man replied, "My wife is going to poison me."
The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"
The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's going to poison me. What should I do?"
The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know."
A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, "I spoke to your wife on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?
The man said, "Yes" and the Rabbi replied, "Take the poison."
"Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it."
The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"
The man replied, "My wife is going to poison me."
The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"
The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's going to poison me. What should I do?"
The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know."
A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, "I spoke to your wife on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?
The man said, "Yes" and the Rabbi replied, "Take the poison."
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GraphiteGhost (04-18-2022)
Re: Humor and Clean Jokes
at risk to being banned for posting political, I offer this......
A couple Congressmen from warmer climate loved to fish, so they wanted to try ice fishing.
They'd took off up to Canada and found a nice, big frozen lake with a little bait shop nearby where they got all their tackle - including a sturdy ice pick.
About an hour later, one of them was back to the shop and bought another ice pick and said, "We're going to need all the ice picks you've have. The boat isn't in the water yet."
A couple Congressmen from warmer climate loved to fish, so they wanted to try ice fishing.
They'd took off up to Canada and found a nice, big frozen lake with a little bait shop nearby where they got all their tackle - including a sturdy ice pick.
About an hour later, one of them was back to the shop and bought another ice pick and said, "We're going to need all the ice picks you've have. The boat isn't in the water yet."
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Franc Rauscher (04-21-2022)
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Alice got very excited when her dad told her it was take your daughter to work day.
When they arrived, her anticipation had her all bubbly and giggling.
But as they walked about the office, meeting all the other workers, she became more and more sullen.
Eventually, it was obvious she was unhappy and cranky.
"What's wrong?" asked her father, "You seem disappointed and cranky."
Concerned employees began to gather around.
"Dad!," she blurted, "where are they?"
"Where are whom," he asked
"... all the clowns you said you worked with."
When they arrived, her anticipation had her all bubbly and giggling.
But as they walked about the office, meeting all the other workers, she became more and more sullen.
Eventually, it was obvious she was unhappy and cranky.
"What's wrong?" asked her father, "You seem disappointed and cranky."
Concerned employees began to gather around.
"Dad!," she blurted, "where are they?"
"Where are whom," he asked
"... all the clowns you said you worked with."
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exparamedic (04-22-2022)