Humor and Clean Jokes
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Re: Humor and Clean Jokes
An elderly man rear ends a guy driving an expensive sports car.
Enraged, the guy hops out of his car and confronts the old man. "Look
what you did to my car" he yells. "You're gonna give me $10,000 right now or I'm gonna beat you to a bloody pulp!"
"Oh my" says the old man, "I don't have that kind of money. Let me call my son, he trains dolphins and he'll know what to do".
"Dolphins", the other driver huffs, while rolling his eyes. The old man
pulls out his phone, dials his son and just as the son answers, the irate man snatches the phone away from the old man.
"So, YOU'RE a dolphin trainer, huh? Well, your old man here just rear
ended my car and I need ten grand right now or I'm gonna beat you AND
your old man to a bloody pulp".
"I'll be there in 10 minutes", says the voice calmly on the other end.
Exactly ten minutes later a jeep pulls up and a guy hops out andproceeds to pulverize the bully, leaving him in a bloody heap on the side of the road !!!
When he's finished, he walks over to his father and says: "For the LAST TIME Dad... I train SEALS... NAVY SEALS... NOT dolphins."
Enraged, the guy hops out of his car and confronts the old man. "Look
what you did to my car" he yells. "You're gonna give me $10,000 right now or I'm gonna beat you to a bloody pulp!"
"Oh my" says the old man, "I don't have that kind of money. Let me call my son, he trains dolphins and he'll know what to do".
"Dolphins", the other driver huffs, while rolling his eyes. The old man
pulls out his phone, dials his son and just as the son answers, the irate man snatches the phone away from the old man.
"So, YOU'RE a dolphin trainer, huh? Well, your old man here just rear
ended my car and I need ten grand right now or I'm gonna beat you AND
your old man to a bloody pulp".
"I'll be there in 10 minutes", says the voice calmly on the other end.
Exactly ten minutes later a jeep pulls up and a guy hops out andproceeds to pulverize the bully, leaving him in a bloody heap on the side of the road !!!
When he's finished, he walks over to his father and says: "For the LAST TIME Dad... I train SEALS... NAVY SEALS... NOT dolphins."
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GraphiteGhost (02-05-2023)
Re: Humor and Clean Jokes
The Inflation Reduction Act of 2022 makes the single largest investment in climate and energy in American history, enabling America to tackle the climate crisis, advancing environmental justice, securing America’s position as a world leader in domestic clean energy manufacturing, and putting the United States on a pathway to achieving the Biden Administration’s climate goals, including a net-zero economy by 2050.
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