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Post 2360 is too small for my old eyes.
 
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Originally Posted by ZERACER
Post 2360 is too small for my old eyes.


It says "When that dude your ex cheated on with comes in your shop for an oil change Nothing like 300ft lbs. and some JB Weld."

Karma?


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I wonder if Eric Clapton really thought she looked wonderful, or after the 20th outfit, just wanted to get to the party.
 

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Have you ever seen anyone do this before? I thought it was kinda funny.

 
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That is the difference between Mounds and Almond Joy (Hershey).
 
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An elderly man rear ends a guy driving an expensive sports car.

Enraged, the guy hops out of his car and confronts the old man. "Look
what you did to my car" he yells. "You're gonna give me $10,000 right now or I'm gonna beat you to a bloody pulp!"

"Oh my" says the old man, "I don't have that kind of money. Let me call my son, he trains dolphins and he'll know what to do".

"Dolphins", the other driver huffs, while rolling his eyes. The old man
pulls out his phone, dials his son and just as the son answers, the irate man snatches the phone away from the old man.

"So, YOU'RE a dolphin trainer, huh? Well, your old man here just rear
ended my car and I need ten grand right now or I'm gonna beat you AND
your old man to a bloody pulp".

"I'll be there in 10 minutes", says the voice calmly on the other end.
Exactly ten minutes later a jeep pulls up and a guy hops out andproceeds to pulverize the bully, leaving him in a bloody heap on the side of the road !!!

When he's finished, he walks over to his father and says: "For the LAST TIME Dad... I train SEALS... NAVY SEALS... NOT dolphins."
 
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That is the difference between Mounds and Almond Joy (Hershey).
For those that don't lnow it, HB Reese ans Hershey were best of friends.

Reese was Hershey's top Chocolatier for years, then startied his own company.
 
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Like AC and Champion spark plugs.
 
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Is that why Freiburger always wears them ?
 
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