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Old Sep 5, 2023 | 07:20 AM
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Old Sep 5, 2023 | 07:22 AM
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Old Sep 6, 2023 | 07:47 PM
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Old Sep 10, 2023 | 04:48 PM
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Old Sep 10, 2023 | 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted by dedwards0323
Sadly, I will. I've lived in GA/Arkansas/TX since 2000. But Im from Hillsdale, Michigan. My sons are there.
I'll be moving back when I get 'old' and weak and dependent on others.

Family is important. So important, I will return to the worst state in the USA.
 
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Old Sep 14, 2023 | 08:17 PM
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Old Sep 14, 2023 | 10:21 PM
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Old Sep 15, 2023 | 09:19 PM
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Now this is a Playhouse!
 
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Old Sep 24, 2023 | 11:19 AM
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Ryan lives in San Luis Obispo, California. He was sick of the world, sick of COVID, Trump, the "My Pillow" guy, Russia, China, global warming, street crime, fentanyl, illegal immigrants, racial tensions, and the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy media headlines.

Ryan drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and window, as best he could. He got back into his car, wound down all the windows, selected his favorite radio station, started the car and revved it to a slow idle.

Five days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw Ryan in his car. She notified the emergency services and they broke in, pulling Ryan from the car. A little sip of water and, surprisingly, he was in perfect condition, but his Tesla had a dead battery.
 
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Old Sep 25, 2023 | 02:07 AM
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Old Sep 26, 2023 | 10:18 PM
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Old Sep 26, 2023 | 10:48 PM
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Old Sep 26, 2023 | 10:50 PM
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Old Oct 2, 2023 | 10:57 PM
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Old Oct 3, 2023 | 12:04 PM
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Everything old is new again! Who remembers the movie?







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Old Oct 3, 2023 | 12:18 PM
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Proof someone's actions or behavior can reveal their intelligence or lack thereof.
 
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Old Oct 3, 2023 | 02:09 PM
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An old proverb: Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt


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Old Oct 4, 2023 | 04:46 PM
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Now THIS is a bad day!








OUCH!


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Old Oct 12, 2023 | 10:53 PM
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Old Oct 12, 2023 | 10:54 PM
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