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Old Sep 3, 2021 | 03:17 PM
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Old Sep 5, 2021 | 06:01 PM
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And after a while (especially in hot weather), you'll surely appreciate your car smelling like a 'Taco-Mobile'! LMAO...


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Old Sep 8, 2021 | 09:47 AM
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Old Sep 8, 2021 | 11:12 AM
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Old Sep 9, 2021 | 03:51 PM
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JUST IN TIME FOR HALLOWEEN!
 
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Old Sep 9, 2021 | 11:09 PM
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Old Sep 10, 2021 | 06:46 PM
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Double post.
 

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What happened to the mask jokes?
Not so funny to the friends and relatives of the 6,000,000+ dead Covid victims.
 
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Old Sep 12, 2021 | 02:01 AM
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What mask jokes???

Try as I might, I simply cannot find the humor in your political joke.

The humor in most mask jokes was the self serving and often contradictory statements by politicians.

There is nothing funny about dying of any cause. So what's your point?

Whatever it is, it doesn't belong here.


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Old Sep 12, 2021 | 03:37 PM
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What mask jokes???

Try as I might, I simply cannot find the humor in your political joke.

The humor in most mask jokes was the self serving and often contradictory statements by politicians.

There is nothing funny about dying of any cause. So what's your point?

Whatever it is, it doesn't belong here.


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You mentioned politics, I mentioned good taste.
 
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Old Sep 13, 2021 | 02:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Franc Rauscher
I filled in as a Dishwasher, evening shift Saint Paddy's day in a Bar/Restaurant, had shift Drinks with the Cooks. Fosters...
1AM I'm Drunk and ready to "Work" my shift as Janitor.
My Best friend and co-worker shook his his head and said go lay down.
Which i did on a Concrete floor.
Had shift d
 
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Old Sep 13, 2021 | 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Nunyadam
I filled in as a Dishwasher, evening shift Saint Paddy's day in a Bar/Restaurant, had shift Drinks with the Cooks. Fosters...
1AM I'm Drunk and ready to "Work" my shift as Janitor.
My Best friend and co-worker shook his his head and said go lay down.
Which i did on a Concrete floor.
Had shift d

In my youth, I worked my way through college as a fry cook and pizza maker. Saturday nights ended much as you described except after clean up and some drinks we headed for the river and stayed up all night drinking. Sunday AM went to breakfast at a diner and then church, IN THE CLOTHES I WAS WEARING THE NIGHT BEFORE.

No wristband. Just a hangover, the smell of oregano and beer, and sand in my shoes.

I only did this most every weekend. Sadly, the rest of the week I just wasted.
 
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Old Sep 13, 2021 | 09:56 PM
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Old Sep 14, 2021 | 12:13 PM
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Old Sep 17, 2021 | 05:09 AM
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Old Sep 17, 2021 | 02:33 PM
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ONE down, who knows how many more to go? Seems every now and again (or so it seems) another 'group' pops up... If someone is offended, then the whole catagory of 'humor and clean jokes' should be eliminated (in other words, lighten the **** up). How does h e double ll get corrected (it shouldn't)...


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