Humor and Clean Jokes
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From: St Louis MO
Re: Humor and Clean Jokes
Crazy thought this morning. I was remembering my teen years when I always carried a rubber in my wallet.
25 cents at the gas station.
We all did.
Over ten years,,, Never used it
My grandson is approaching 16. So I asked what he carried for protection.
"Facemask!"
Times have changed.
25 cents at the gas station.
We all did.
Over ten years,,, Never used it
My grandson is approaching 16. So I asked what he carried for protection.
"Facemask!"
Times have changed.
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Joined: Dec 2010
Posts: 12,780
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From: Lineville, AL
Re: Humor and Clean Jokes
Crazy thought this morning. I was remembering my teen years when I always carried a rubber in my wallet.
25 cents at the gas station.
We all did.
Over ten years,,, Never used it
My grandson is approaching 16. So I asked what he carried for protection.
"Facemask!"
Times have changed.
25 cents at the gas station.
We all did.
Over ten years,,, Never used it
My grandson is approaching 16. So I asked what he carried for protection.
"Facemask!"
Times have changed.
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Joined: Mar 2008
Posts: 8,511
Likes: 1,149
From: St Louis MO
Re: Humor and Clean Jokes
I just found out, after owning the cars for over a decade, that our Crossfires are Hybrid Vehicles.
At least mine are....;
They burn gas,,, and rubber,,,,;.
At least mine are....;
They burn gas,,, and rubber,,,,;.
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From: Upstate SC
Re: Humor and Clean Jokes
FINAL EXAM
At Clemson, there were four sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an 'A' so far. These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a big party. They had a great time but, after all the hearty partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to the Clemson campus until early Monday morning.
Rather than taking the final then, they decided that after the final they would explain to their professor why they missed it. They said that they visited friends but on the way back they had a flat tire. As a result, they missed the final.
After listening to their story, the professor agreed they could make up the final the next day. The guys were excited and relieved. They stayed up late and studied that night for the exam.
The next day the professor placed them in separate rooms and gave them a test booklet. They quickly answered the first problem worth 5 points. Cool, they thought! Each one in separate rooms, thinking this was going to be easy, easy, easy....then they turned the page. On the second page was written.....
For 95 points:
Which tire?____________ .
At Clemson, there were four sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an 'A' so far. These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a big party. They had a great time but, after all the hearty partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to the Clemson campus until early Monday morning.
Rather than taking the final then, they decided that after the final they would explain to their professor why they missed it. They said that they visited friends but on the way back they had a flat tire. As a result, they missed the final.
After listening to their story, the professor agreed they could make up the final the next day. The guys were excited and relieved. They stayed up late and studied that night for the exam.
The next day the professor placed them in separate rooms and gave them a test booklet. They quickly answered the first problem worth 5 points. Cool, they thought! Each one in separate rooms, thinking this was going to be easy, easy, easy....then they turned the page. On the second page was written.....
For 95 points:
Which tire?____________ .
Last edited by dedwards0323; Oct 13, 2021 at 03:10 PM.