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Old Jan 28, 2022 | 04:55 PM
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My first TOD we were zipping around corners in our lane when all of a sudden coming at me, a pocket rocket with the driver leaning way into my lane with his/her HEAD (I was in a tight right turn, very fast, and this idiot in a tight left turn upper body mostly in my lane). Maybe an INCH or two separated his/her head from impacting my left front fender. IF he/she was a hairsbreath closer I have no doubt it easily could have been a fatality. Anyway, the reference of 'Killboy', is that the nickname of that curve? From the picture, it seems it could have been a collision a second or two later?.


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KillBoy is a professional photographer who stands on that very corner taking pictures you can later purchase
Killboy – The ORIGINAL Dragon Photographer – Tail of the Dragon Photos
 
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Old Jan 30, 2022 | 09:18 PM
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I know that now!
 
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Old Feb 1, 2022 | 09:00 PM
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I seem to be getting censored a lot lately. I don't mind but it would be polite if I was informed as to the line I crossed.

Anyone but the mods offended?

Let me know.
 
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Old Feb 1, 2022 | 11:55 PM
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I enjoy what your posting so no complaints from me
 
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Old Feb 2, 2022 | 08:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Franc Rauscher
I seem to be getting censored a lot lately. I don't mind but it would be polite if I was informed as to the line I crossed.

Anyone but the mods offended?

Let me know.
And Post 1845 is allowed! Don't believe consistent guidelines are followed by the Moderators.
 
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Old Feb 2, 2022 | 08:12 AM
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Old Feb 2, 2022 | 08:19 AM
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Old Feb 2, 2022 | 08:34 AM
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Old Feb 2, 2022 | 08:34 AM
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Old Feb 2, 2022 | 08:40 AM
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Old Feb 2, 2022 | 08:53 AM
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I take exception to Post #1865’s admonishment of not following the consistent guidelines set forth by the Moderators.

Design Engineering has always been a favorite subject here at the Forum, for there is form and function in every part of a living thing that allows it to survive; and it is the form and function of every product that allows it to thrive.

Women and Crossfires are no different. Humor is too, if you think about it.
 
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Old Feb 2, 2022 | 09:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Franc Rauscher
Anyone here recognize this turn?
And the bikers tell us not to cross the centerline! Yeah, Right!
 
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Old Feb 2, 2022 | 12:53 PM
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And Post 1845 is allowed! Don't believe consistent guidelines are followed by the Moderators.
Exactly.
I thought perhaps some of my images were too large. But post 1845 is quite large and the image is possibly a bit offensive.

So, what gives?
 
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Old Feb 2, 2022 | 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Franc Rauscher
Exactly.
I thought perhaps some of my images were too large. But post 1845 is quite large and the image is possibly a bit offensive.

So, what gives?


Quite possbly, too much stress and only a few outlets (and the 'report' button is an example of some who 'schadenfreude'). Plus, I suspect a few ole cranky individuals who have a low sense of humor? Who knows, it just might be a 'phase' or a bout of seniility? Maybe a few good shots of an imbibing liquid of ?, could help the offended person...


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Old Feb 2, 2022 | 04:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Franc Rauscher
Exactly.
I thought perhaps some of my images were too large. But post 1845 is quite large and the image is possibly a bit offensive.

So, what gives?
This thread is my first morning go-to!
With all the world's gloom and doom having a good source of humor salves the pain, somewhat.
The last thing we need is some "Karen" complaining because they did not understand the humor in something that the majority enjoyed.
Personally, I bust a gut and sprayed coffee when I saw post 1845.
BTW, there are ads that pop up on various internet "news" sites show a LOT more exposed flesh than 1845.
 
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Old Feb 2, 2022 | 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Chooch
This thread is my first morning go-to!
With all the world's gloom and doom having a good source of humor salves the pain, somewhat.
The last thing we need is some "Karen" complaining because they did not understand the humor in something that the majority enjoyed.
Personally, I bust a gut and sprayed coffee when I saw post 1845.
BTW, there are ads that pop up on various internet "news" sites show a LOT more exposed flesh than 1845.
I try to keep it "adult" clean. I avoid anything political. And I look for stuff that is automobile related. And then there is the occasional laugh at ourselves humor..
With the fungible standards it is hard to know what flies and is still funny.
I'll try to meet that standard.
So here goes. .
 

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Old Feb 3, 2022 | 10:58 AM
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Old Feb 3, 2022 | 02:19 PM
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Instead of a condom, I now carry a moist Towlett in my wallet.

Seems I run into chicken wings far more often than sex.
 

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Old Feb 3, 2022 | 03:59 PM
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As of today, I cannot post any images
 
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Old Feb 3, 2022 | 04:10 PM
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It seems I can no longer post images here.
 
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