I have several Russian friends and I speak Russian very, VERY badly. You can see evidence of that in this message I passed to a Russian YouTuber, by my constant transition from Russian to English:

Как известно, в это время тысячи россиян и украинцев are losing a large amount of blood. If you are in a mood to do it, you could help them a lot. The entire life of a red blood cell is всего 120 дней. Кровь, донорская и refrigerated в банке крови, должна быть выброшена через 5–6 недель. Исследования показывают, что пациенты, получающие кровь, хранящуюся более трех недель, почти в два раза чаще умирают, чем пациенты, получающие кровь, хранящуюся всего 10 дней. У вас большая аудитория. Вы могли бы спасти много жизней by letting people know this.

Translated to English:
As you know, at this time, thousands of Russians and Ukrainians are losing a large amount of blood. If you are in a mood to do it, you could help them a lot. The entire life of a red blood cell is only 120 days. Blood, donated and refrigerated at the blood bank, should be discarded after 5–6 weeks. Studies show that patients who receive blood stored for more than three weeks are almost twice as likely to die as patients who receive blood stored for only 10 days. You have a large audience. You could save many lives by letting people know this.

 

One should always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge, just in case something special arises.

Of course;
Something special could be,,, that you have a bottle of wine in the fridge.

 

 

 

some people will think this is Funny.. Others will see It as a Serious Documentary.

 

The wife and I have five cats. Which leads to a pretty full litterbox schedule.
So, I stopped using a litter box and now place a fresh FED-X box with litter in the spot.
When it is full, I tape it closed and place it on the front porch for someone to steal.

 

Next time you are furiously angry at someone,
Hold your breath and count to ten.

Punch them in the face at eight.
Nobody expects that.

 

 

 

 

 

I''m trying to explain; "IT'S NOT HAW MANY TIMES YOU FALL DOWNM IT'S HOW MANY TIMES YOU GET BACK UP."
"THAT'S NOT HOW SOBRIETY TESTS WORK," says the officer.

 

YESTERDAY, I SAW AN AD FOR A RADIO AT $1. Volume stuck on full.


I SAID TO MYSELF, " I CAN"T TURN THAT DOWN!"

 

The Gas pump asked," do you want a receipt?"
I responded, "No,I would rather forget this whole experience."

The pump replied...." Hold my beer!"

 

Sometimes the Universe puts you in the same situation again,,,

Just to see if you are still a dumbass.

 

Oh my, gas is now higher than my credit score.

 

 

 

 

You ain't kiddin'!! In fact I learned a new economic term yesterday, 'demand destruction'. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demand_destruction