Humor and Clean Jokes
I will ask my wife where she bought them, they work great when driving. 
I once lived in an apartment complex where I kept my gun in one hand when I carried the trash to the dumpster at night. No joke. It was a really nice place!
From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue.
"I'm f.i..ng bored"
Ground Traffic Control
"Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself"
Unknown aircraft
"I said i was f...ing bored,
not f...ing stupid."
"I'm f.i..ng bored"
Ground Traffic Control
"Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself"
Unknown aircraft
"I said i was f...ing bored,
not f...ing stupid."


