Ha. A little come-up-pance.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers?

In case he gets a hole in one.

Or she.

 

 

 

 

 

if your palm itches it means you are gonna get something.

if your crotch itches, it means you already got it!

 

 

 

 

 

I had been feeling depressed for some time. So I called the "Depression Hot Line."
A very nice girl answered and we began talking.
She asked me if I had thought about suicide.
I responded "No, but that sounds like a good idea."

And then I hung up.

From time to time I wonder how she is doing.

 

 

This was great!!!!!

 

 

IF MONEY CANNOT BUY HAPPINESS

then explain


CROSSFIRES AND BEER!