That's right, the dog ate the sausage that was used as a weapon. Check it out and see if you can explain it.

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/cgi...&date=20080907

 

well for some reason he rubbed spices on one of the men and beat the other man with the sausage? idk i cant figure it out. maybe its like those bugs bunny cartoons where they put bugs bunny in a big pot and start throwing spices on him and cutting carrots up

 

You don't suppose there's a typo involved here. It might make a little more sense if the intruder beat the sleeping guy with HIS 8" sausage. It still doesn't explain the spices. But then the dog would have eaten..................Never mind.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcBHgXtOf4A

 

I have a clue. My neighbor at the lake is from the Toledo Ohio area and when she was a cheerleader in high school they had a cheer. Ou sa sa, Ou, sa sa hit em in the head with a big kielbasa. Maybe this guy was a cheerleader from Toledo. Still working on the spice rub.

 

The man was beaten by meat.