Sung to my bonnie lies over the ocean. A free christmas present for all from me.


There's water all over my console.
There's coffee all over my knee.
There's beer stains on my new floor mats
Oh please fix my cup holder for me.

please fix
please fix
please fix my cup holder for me.

I push it down to the bottom.
I push it till it clicks perfectly.
The next time I look and its popped up
Oh please fix my cup holder for me.

please fix
please fix
please fix my cup holder for me.

I brought it back to the dealer
The tech looked at me crazily
He hasn't a clue how to repair it
Oh please fix my cup holder for me.

please fix
please fix
please fix my cup holder for me

 

You kow, when someone writes a song about an ill perfoming, poorly ergonomically designed, irritating, makes you want to rip it out and fling out the window but you can't quite seem to bring yourself to it cause you still think you might need it sometime even though you know it will never be worth it's keep... Whooh!!! Sorry, I was starting to rant there.
DAMN YOU CUPHOLDER, I HATE YOU!!! And yet I can't seem to let you go.
Back to my original point. Chrysler needs this poem sent to them so they will realize that our cries for help need to be anwered. As it is currently only good for self washing the console and as a means to launch small items into the cargo area.

 

I'm glad to see you take requests.

 

Ok guys, you're really beginning to scare me with this cupholder thing !