Jeff, you jnow that nothing, good or bad, is made in America these days...

Including investment schemes!

 

Ah ha !!

If we see any ground strap mods hanging off the rear of an XF, and a little thunderstorm cloud hovering over it, we'll know who the culprit is.

For maximum humor value this should be done to a roadster.
. . . not a coupe . . .
. . . please . .

 

I might have to get you to help me in my plan to export low mpg SUV's to the middle east.
That was pretty shrewd getting Rapp to pony up a cup if it's sunny, and you loose nothing if it rains.

 

MMMooooohahahahahahahahahaha!

The plan takes shape....

 

MMMooooohahahahahahahahahaha...................... ......

 

“The way of the superior person is threefold; virtuous, they are free from anxieties; wise they are free from perplexities; and bold they are free from fear.”
Confucius

 

You know Franc, G.W could explain the mucho snow we've received - warmer temps. equals more moisture in the air, more moisture in the air means more snow on my seemingly too long driveway.
Now, as to explaining why the western portion of Lake Superior is frozen solid for the first time in decades, well, I'll leave that to the "experts".

 

That would be the plot to make it rain Corona's, right?

Just make sure your equipment is properly calibrated. The last time I tried this with one of those Chinese weather controllers I got 40 ouncers of mentholated malt liquor from the eighties - the damage was catastrophic, and the smell horrendous! (Not as bad as the frog thing, though.)

You mad scientists always jump the gun in your haste for world domination, so please be careful and, as my old math prof used to say, "do not drink and derive."