Who's on first?

 

I am where I am ...cause of were I was....

 

I am where I am ...cause of the decisions I've made.

 

All my friends know the Low Rider!
The Low Rider is a (little Higher!)
Low Rider Drives a (little slower)

Hey man It's Dave you know Dave?
No man, Daves not here!
NO MAN IT'S DAVE!

Dont answer the phone even if its me!!!!

 

I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them Sam I am!

 

I am a Cork Soaker!! LOL

 

Long-haired freaky people need not apply.

 

I AM WHERE I AM BECAUSE...........


DAMM, IT'S ALL BUSH'S FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!


roadster with a stick

 

I could feel hot flames of fire roaring at my back
As she disappeared, but soon she returned
In her hand was a bottle of wine
In the other a glass
She poured some of the wine from the bottle into the glass
And raised it to her lips
And just before she drank it, she said

take the wine dig that girl
spill the wine, dig that girl
spill the wine, dig that girl
spill the wine, dig that girl
take that girl, yeah!
It's on girl, all you gotta do is spill that wine
spill that wine, let me feel, let me feel hot, yeah! yeah!
spill the wine, spill the wine, spill the wine, spill the wine,
spill the wine, spill the wine, spill the wine,
dig that girl!

 

We don't need no education
We dont need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers leave them kids alone
Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids alone!
All in all it's just another brick in the wall.
All in all you're just another brick in the wall.

"If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you
have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"

"You! Yes, you behind the bikesheds, stand still laddy!"

YouTube - PINK FLOYD - Another Brick in the Wall

 

Hey keep that in the Political Forum.

But now that you mentioned it:

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America used to be named Bush, D!ck, and Colon.

 

Hair stands high on the cat's back like
a ridge of threatening hills.
Sheepdogs howl, make tracks and growl
their tails hanging low.
And young children falter in their games
at the altar of life's hide-and-seek
between tall pillars, where Sunday-night killers
in grey raincoats peek.

Misty colours unfold a backcloth cold
fine tapestry of silk
I draw around me like a cloak
and soundless glide a-drifting
on eddies whirled in beech leaves furled
brown and gold they fly
in the warm mesh of sunlight
sifting now from a cloudless sky.

 

This cat's on a hot tin roof
Drinkin' that whiskey, 96 proof
Don't need no doctor, don't feel no pain
My legs are just two steps ahead of my brain

This cat's on a hot tin roof
This cat's gonna shake it loose
This cat don't get the blues
'Cause this cat's shakin' on a hot tin roof

This cat's been out on the town
I'm the cat's meow, I'm the king with a crown
My head is spinnin' and I got the shakes
I can't stop now 'cause I got no brakes

There ain't no point in holdin' me down
I'll kick and I'll scratch and I'll howl
Hey hound dog, get outta my way
'Cause this cat is on the prowl

This cat's on a hot tin roof
Jumpin' up and down like a long neck goose
Shimmy and shake, baby you can't fail
Rockin' so hard that it's off the scale

 

Holy Jockstrap there Dan,

That's some brilliant cr@p

Sounded pretty good and I haven't even started drinking' yet tonite.

Hope somebody wrote it down, We're likely to forget it.

rooster with a tick

 

I'm not buyin' that Franc.

 

Maybe he means he hasn't started drinking 'cause he hasn't stopped since last night.

 

Guys, I've found that when things really matter drinking really doesn't help.

So I drink until it doesn't matter, really. And that seems to help.


shooter with a trick

 

Guys, I've found that when I look for something, I never find it.

So I never look until after I've found it.



shoot her with a bic

 

Have you noticed that whenever you find something you lost, it is almost always in "the last place you had it."

COINCEDENCE? I THINK NOT!

moon her with a bit

 

And you can't find your waitress with a Geiger counter
And she hates you and your friends and you just can't get served without her
And the box-office is drooling, and the bar stools are on fire
And the newspapers were fooling, and the ash-trays have retired
'Cause the piano has been drinking, the piano has been drinking
The piano has been drinking, not me, not me, not me, not me, not me