Similar to the Very Funny Forum Jokes, I figured why not have an Odd News thread.

Man with 5-inch knife stuck in chest orders coffee

Tue Dec 22, 9:26 pm ET
WARREN, Mich. – A 52-year-old man complained only about the cold weather before walking into a diner with a five-inch knife sticking out of his chest. The unnamed man called a Warren 911 operator on Sunday night to ask that an ambulance be sent to Bray's, an eatery in neighboring Hazel Park. He said he had been stabbed during a robbery attempt half a mile away, then walked to the restaurant and called 911 from a pay phone.
On a recording of the call, the man gives a vague description of his attacker before saying, "I'm gonna sit down at Bray's 'cause they got a chair and it's cold out here."
Restaurant employee George Mirdita told The Detroit News the man calmly ordered coffee.
Police said Tuesday that the man is recovering.


Information from: The Detroit News, http://www.detnews.com

 

Ya think?

Minn. woman accused of causing painful injury


Tue Dec 22, 7:42 pm ET
WINONA, Minn. – Authorities are considering whether to charge a woman accused of grabbing a man by the genitals and yanking hard enough for him to need stitches. Deputy Police Chief Tom Williams told the Winona Daily News the 54-year-old woman faces possible charges of domestic assault, third-degree assault and interfering with a 911 call.
Officers were called Friday night to a domestic disturbance in Winona. Williams said the man pulled down his underwear for police and showed them a large tear on his genitals.
Williams said the woman denied grabbing the man, telling officers he had cut himself.
The man was taken to a hospital for stitches. The woman bailed herself out of jail on Saturday.
Charges had not been filed by Tuesday.
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Information from: Winona Daily News, http://www.winonadailynews.com