Post Something Random (No politics)
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From: Aurora , ILL
Re: Post Something Random (No politics)
HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14-16 mens work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads ......
Bubba,
Me and Marcel, Donnie Ray and Jimmy Earl went for more ammo and beer.
Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls.
They got the mailman this morning and messed him up bad.
I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood .
Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
Better wait outside.
Be right back.
Cooter
1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14-16 mens work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads ......
Bubba,
Me and Marcel, Donnie Ray and Jimmy Earl went for more ammo and beer.
Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls.
They got the mailman this morning and messed him up bad.
I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood .
Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
Better wait outside.
Be right back.
Cooter
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From: Aurora , ILL
Re: Post Something Random (No politics)
As I was lying around, pondering the problems of the world,
I realized that at my age I don't really give a rat's *** anymore.
If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, but is still fat.
A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years, while a tortoise doesn't run and does mostly nothing, yet it lives for 150 years.
And it is often said it’s good to exercise ??
I don't think so
I realized that at my age I don't really give a rat's *** anymore.
If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, but is still fat.
A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years, while a tortoise doesn't run and does mostly nothing, yet it lives for 150 years.
And it is often said it’s good to exercise ??
I don't think so
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From: Aurora , ILL
Re: Post Something Random (No politics)
Time Lapse.........only 10 minutes
Alex Honnold's 95-minute climb of Taiwan's Taipei 101 tower on January 25, 2026
Alex Honnold's 95-minute climb of Taiwan's Taipei 101 tower on January 25, 2026
