Dear Gary:


After VERY careful consideration, giving thought to all aspects of this decision, taking into account my work schedule, (and looking up how to spell "schedule"), praying about it all week, asking EVERY friend I have if THEY think I should attend, and then meeting with a therapist several times and paying a LOT of money for guidance - I am confident in my decision.

Therefore, I now, being of full sound mind and admirably sculpted body, wish to inform you that I will attend the Fall Crossfire Dragon event. My room is booked - I arrive Thursday afternoon and will stay until Monday morning. Please add me to your most impressive list of assorted characters.



Respectfully Submitted this 12th day of April, 2012
Pizzaguy



PS: I realize that all of the cool people rent a car for such an event, but I think I'll drive my Crossfire that weekend. I include a photo of my car, so you (and everyone else) will know me when I arrive.

One more thing: Please keep the asshat (in the Mercedes cap) with the "Jungle Juice" the hell away from me or I will never attend another event.