DRAGON UPDATE: Ok, we are up to 75 cars now and over 120 people. This will be a big, confusing crowd and I need some help.

See, it just occurred to me that I proposed to a lady at the Fall 2015 Dragon. (Alcohol was not involved.) Then, last year I proposed to two ladies (alcohol was certainly involved). That means I gotta propose to three this time.

I must ask that single ladies please indicate such on their name tags this fall. I can't be proposing to married women. The name tags will be on the welcome table - please write your name in BIG LETTERS and UNDERLINE it if you are single. Wearing a sign that says, "Lonely - Desperate - Low Standards" would also help.