You couldn't make this up if you tried.

http://www.fox19.com/Global/story.as...0&nav=menu63_2

 

Too funny.

I forwarded this to a friend at the sherriff's office.
Bet they'll get a yuck.

 

They'd shoot him here in Texas.

 

You know, I was thinking about this guy. If the picnic table was over 18 and the act was concentual, and he wore a condum to prevent splinters, I don't know what all the fuss is about. Maybe it's because his wife and her bridge club were trying to use the picnic table at the same time.

It could also be that his wife kept nagging him to put the umbrella in the table until he got fed up, grabbed his crotch, and said " I'VE GOT YOUR UMBRELLA RIGHT HERE" and that's how the trouble started.

You notice that Fox News didn't say " film at 11:00"

 

Well if he goes to prison, and the table is banished in a garage sale, then the question is - who will get custody if this union results in a love child?

 

LMAO Bent, I wonder what the love child would be, maybe one of those TV snack tables?

He might be happy in prison as Big Bubba's "wife" it would be a step up for him from the picknic table.

 

This keeps getting better, I read in the paper yesterday that this guy made the Letterman's top 10 list on April 3rd. of this year. Here it is. I like # 5

Letterman’s Top 10 Excuses Of The Man Caught Having Sex With A Picnic Table.



10. I got all worked up looking at the AKEA catalog.

9. C’mon did you see that picnic table?

8. I was refinishing it and things got out of hand.

7. I just broke up with the pool table and didn’t want to be alone.

6. If your going to arrest every man who had sex with a picnic table, your going to have to build a hell of a lot more prisons.

5. I was curious if I could have sex with anything more flat and lifeless than my wife - hiyooo!

4. Hey, a man has needs !

3. My Dr. said I have Restless Nuts Syndrome.

2. It’s not like I spent $4,000. on a hooker.

1. Well, it was our anniversary.

 

LMAO that is great!