If I have to use a car wash, I use the coin operated one (especially in winter or when I'm on the road). I always dry it by hand using clean microfiber towels. My baby needs a good wash (dust) and an engine bay cleaning, but that will have to wait. We are expecting a foot of snow tomorrow.

 

Hand wash your wife, that's more fun than washing cars, anyway the sponge is much to harsh for the cars. Here is a tip, do not smoke and drink when washing the wife, no wonder she said hands off. How do you keep the stogie dry anyway?

 

Very carefully my friend, very carefully

 

BoilerUpXFire, is your real name Bill Clinton?

 

If memory serves me correctly, he didn't keep the stogie dry.

 

Or the dress LMAO