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The date stamp shows that this photo in Idaho Falls was just a little over two years ago. Man that 8% annual inflation is really adding up fast 

......oh, sure !!!!!........things were just ducky at Idaho Falls as the time stamp indicates. But just around the bend and downriver lay Pipeline Cancellation Falls, Alaskan and Gulf Coast Lease Cancellation Falls, Refinery Upgrade Cancellation Falls, Petroleum Tax Increase Falls, Federal Mandate Increasing Ethanol Additives Falls, all leading to Build Back Better Falls.

Appropriate isn’t it, that all this started on the Snake River.?

 

Pro Tip # 32:


Always ring your doorbell before retiring to the bedroom.

This will clear the dogs off the bed and give you time to get comfortable.

 

If people do not occasionally walk away from you shaking their heads,,,;

You are probably doing something wrong!

 

If you can fluently speak several languages,
that is an asset.

However, if you know when to keep your mouth shut in any language,
That, is priceless

 

Oh goody. Another trainload of electric car fuel coming into town!

 

If you are not triggered by simply learning the truth about electric vehicles, then watch this video. But if you are happy believing electric vehicles have no impact on the environment, then skip it.

 

I've seen it and the guy makes a good case for EV's
Unlike the radicals in our government,,,
his approach makes sense

Right now, it takes about 180 gallons of diesel for an earthmover to put enough ore through the processor to make lithium for ONE Tesla car battery.
It costs more energy to produce, erect, and operate a windmill than the energy it produces over the 20 years expected life span.
Solar panels take almost 20 years to break even on their construction costs to break even.
Makes no economic sense.

I have no resistance to EV's. In fact, if Tesla stock splits again, I may own one. And that is no joke.

But for now, back to humor

 

 

Actually gas prices are soaring, it does leave my wallet rather sore also.

 

From the Hillbilly Book of Manners:
1.Never take a beer to a job interview.
2.Always identify people in your yard before shooting at ’em.
3.YES, it’s considered poor taste to take a cooler to church.
4.If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.
5.Even if you’re certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.
-Dining Out
1.If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label.
2.Avoid throwing bones and food scraps on the floor as the restaurant may not have dogs.
-ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME
1.A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.
2.Do not allow the dog to eat at the table no matter how good his manners are.
-PERSONAL HYGIENE
1.While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one’s OWN truck keys
2.Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days. However, if you live alone, deodorant is a waste of good money.
3.Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as they tend to detract from a woman’s jewelry and alter the taste of finger foods.
-DATING (OUTSIDE THE FAMILY)
1.Always offer to bait your date’s hook, especially on the first date.
2.Be aggressive. Let her know you’re interested: ‘I’ve been wanting to go out with you since I read that stuff on the bathroom wall two years ago.’
3.Establish with her parents what time she is expected back. Some will say 10:00 PM; others might say ‘Monday.’ If the latter is the answer, it is the man’s responsibility to get her to school on time.
4.Always have a positive comment about your date’s appearance, such as, ‘Ya’ll sure don’t sweat much for a fat gal.’
-WEDDINGS
1.Livestock, usually, is a poor choice for a wedding gift.
2.Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you shot.
3.For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cummerbund and a clean bowling shirt can create too sporty an appearance.
4.Though uncomfortable, say ‘yes’ to socks and shoes for this special occasion.
5.It is not appropriate to tell the groom how good his wife is in the sack.
-DRIVING ETIQUETTE
1.Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded, and the deer is in sight.
2.When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way.
3.Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape.
4.When sending your wife/girlfriend down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer.
5.Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially when driving.
6.Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.
-TWO REASONS WHY IT IS HARD TO SOLVE A HILLBILLY MURDER:
1.All the DNA is the same.
2.There are never any dental record

 

Please;

Keep your dogs and children quiet in the morning.

Some of us have been up all night setting off fireworks!

 

So,

The therapist asked us, "Are you guys still romantic?"
The wife giggled a bit and in a bubbly voice related, " the other day I put post-it notes all over the bathroom mirror in the shape of a heart"

The therapist turned to me and asked, "So, what did you think of that?"

I replied, " Not well."

"Why?" he queried.

" Every one of them had a to-do chore on it."

 

An old Proverb says


"It's not how many times you fall down. It's how many times you get back up!"

To which the officer replied, "Sir, that's not how sobriety test work."


I need bail money

 

I confess,


I had this one night stand and I felt so bad about it. Every time I looked at my bed, I felt guilty about the emptiness of it.

So,

After a while,
I went out a bought one for the other side of the bed

 

If I have learned one thing in life, it is to never **** off a woman.

They remember things that haven't even yet happened!

 

Why do we use leaves for TP when we go camping when we have bears using Charmin?

 

Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss.

Each day, they watched the boss leave work early. One day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her.
After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early?

The brunette was thrilled to be home early...she did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early.
The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date.

The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside.
Slowly and quietly, she opened the door a fraction and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her boss!

Gently she closed the door and crept out of the house.

The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead said that they planned to leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them.

No way! the blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday!

 

I'm thinking I had better get my life together.
This crazy heat has made me realize, I won't do well in Hell

 

I'm still trying to figure a come back when people knock on the locked door of a bathroom.

First, they jiggle the lock. They now know somebody is in there, but they knock anyway.
I've narrowed it down to these few answers.


" Your order is ready!"

"Come back with a warrant!"

Or
" Sure! Let me that that door for you."

"Come right on in"

 

Below is an up to date photo......is it of Texas, or the Netherlands ?

a suitable prize awaits the best answer