Humor and Clean Jokes
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From: St Louis MO
Re: Humor and Clean Jokes
Tough Old Cowboy from Texas counseled His Grand daughter if she wanted to live a long life.
To put a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal every morning.
She did it right up till she died at 103 leaving behind 14 children, 30 grand children, 45 great grand children 25 great great grand children,
and a 40 foot hole where the crematorium was.
To put a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal every morning.
She did it right up till she died at 103 leaving behind 14 children, 30 grand children, 45 great grand children 25 great great grand children,
and a 40 foot hole where the crematorium was.
Think about it...
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Re: Humor and Clean Jokes
A man goes into a new bookstore and asks the young lady assistant a question.
"Do you have the new book out for men with tiny manhoods?
I tried to look it up but I can't remember the title."
She replies, "I'm not sure if it's in yet."
The man said, "That's the one, I'll take a copy.....lol
"Do you have the new book out for men with tiny manhoods?
I tried to look it up but I can't remember the title."
She replies, "I'm not sure if it's in yet."
The man said, "That's the one, I'll take a copy.....lol
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Re: Humor and Clean Jokes
1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique up on it.
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame way, unique up on it.
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?
They take the psycho path.
4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You boil the hell out of it.
5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!
6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's
7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A stick
8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho cheese
9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate clauses
10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko
11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled milk
12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite
13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A nervous wreck
14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone can roast beef. Can you pea soup?
15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right where you left him!
16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.
17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because it scares the dog.
18. What Kind of Coffee Was Served on the Titanic?
Sanka
19. What Is the Difference Between a Harley and a Hoover ?
The location of the dirt bag.
20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat.
21. What's the Difference Between a Bad Golfer and a Bad Skydiver?
A bad golfer goes whack, dang!
And a bad skydiver goes dang! whack!
22. How Are a Texas Tornado and a Tennessee Divorce the Same?
Somebody's gonna lose a trailer!
Unique up on it.
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame way, unique up on it.
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?
They take the psycho path.
4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You boil the hell out of it.
5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!
6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's
7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A stick
8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho cheese
9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate clauses
10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko
11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled milk
12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite
13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A nervous wreck
14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone can roast beef. Can you pea soup?
15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right where you left him!
16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.
17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because it scares the dog.
18. What Kind of Coffee Was Served on the Titanic?
Sanka
19. What Is the Difference Between a Harley and a Hoover ?
The location of the dirt bag.
20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat.
21. What's the Difference Between a Bad Golfer and a Bad Skydiver?
A bad golfer goes whack, dang!
And a bad skydiver goes dang! whack!
22. How Are a Texas Tornado and a Tennessee Divorce the Same?
Somebody's gonna lose a trailer!
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Re: Humor and Clean Jokes
1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique up on it.
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame way, unique up on it.
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?
They take the psycho path.
4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You boil the hell out of it.
5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!
6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's
7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A stick
8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho cheese
9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate clauses
10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko
11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled milk
12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite
13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A nervous wreck
14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone can roast beef. Can you pea soup?
15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right where you left him!
16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.
17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because it scares the dog.
18. What Kind of Coffee Was Served on the Titanic?
Sanka
19. What Is the Difference Between a Harley and a Hoover ?
The location of the dirt bag.
20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat.
21. What's the Difference Between a Bad Golfer and a Bad Skydiver?
A bad golfer goes whack, dang!
And a bad skydiver goes dang! whack!
22. How Are a Texas Tornado and a Tennessee Divorce the Same?
Somebody's gonna lose a trailer!
Unique up on it.
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame way, unique up on it.
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?
They take the psycho path.
4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You boil the hell out of it.
5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!
6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's
7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A stick
8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho cheese
9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate clauses
10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko
11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled milk
12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite
13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A nervous wreck
14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone can roast beef. Can you pea soup?
15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right where you left him!
16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.
17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because it scares the dog.
18. What Kind of Coffee Was Served on the Titanic?
Sanka
19. What Is the Difference Between a Harley and a Hoover ?
The location of the dirt bag.
20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat.
21. What's the Difference Between a Bad Golfer and a Bad Skydiver?
A bad golfer goes whack, dang!
And a bad skydiver goes dang! whack!
22. How Are a Texas Tornado and a Tennessee Divorce the Same?
Somebody's gonna lose a trailer!
