Humor and Clean Jokes
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From: St Louis MO
Re: Humor and Clean Jokes
Something is lost whenever you have to explain a joke
It's Bacon
I hope I don't have to explain this next one...
It's Bacon
I hope I don't have to explain this next one...
Last edited by Franc Rauscher; Jan 7, 2021 at 11:04 AM.
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Re: Humor and Clean Jokes
how true, how true. As one advances in age, it becomes much harder to tell them apart.
Here I sit
Broken hearted,
Paid a dime to s**t
And only farted.
( wonder if there are any pay toilets left ? )
Here I sit
Broken hearted,
Paid a dime to s**t
And only farted.
( wonder if there are any pay toilets left ? )
Last edited by ala_xfire; Jan 14, 2021 at 12:44 PM.
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Re: Humor and Clean Jokes
I was hauling a big machine down from Minneapolis this week in a 26' box body. I couldn't take a picture of this bumper sticker but, the words are burned into my mind.
"IF YOU ARE SO CLOSE YOU CAN READ THIS, BE WARNED TO BE CAREFUL OF THE IDIOT BEHIND ME"
"IF YOU ARE SO CLOSE YOU CAN READ THIS, BE WARNED TO BE CAREFUL OF THE IDIOT BEHIND ME"
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Re: Humor and Clean Jokes
Isn't Star-Das based on the Enigma device? Hell as hard it is to work on these cars it shoulda been! .