Humor and Clean Jokes
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From: St Louis MO
Re: Humor and Clean Jokes
A man is driving down a deserted highway when he spots a sign:
“Sisters of St. Francis - House of Prostitution - 10 Miles.”
He shakes it off as his imagination… until he sees another sign:
Sisters of St. Francis - House of Prostitution - 5 Miles.
Then another:
Sisters of St. Francis - House of Prostitution - Next Right.
Curiosity wins. He turns in and finds a stone building with a small sign that simply reads:
Sisters of St. Francis.
He rings the bell. A nun opens the door and asks, “What may we do for you, my son?”
He replies, “I saw the signs and was interested in doing erm... business…”
The Nun smiles politely "Very well,” she says. “Please follow me.”
She leads him through twisting hallways until they stop at a door.
""Knock,” she says.
Another nun opens it, holding a tin cup.
“Please place $100 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hall.”
He happily drops the money in, rushes down the hall, and goes through the door.
CLICK.
The door locks behind him. He’s back in the parking lot, staring at a sign that reads:
GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
MAY GOD BE WITH YOU SINNER!
“Sisters of St. Francis - House of Prostitution - 10 Miles.”
He shakes it off as his imagination… until he sees another sign:
Sisters of St. Francis - House of Prostitution - 5 Miles.
Then another:
Sisters of St. Francis - House of Prostitution - Next Right.
Curiosity wins. He turns in and finds a stone building with a small sign that simply reads:
Sisters of St. Francis.
He rings the bell. A nun opens the door and asks, “What may we do for you, my son?”
He replies, “I saw the signs and was interested in doing erm... business…”
The Nun smiles politely "Very well,” she says. “Please follow me.”
She leads him through twisting hallways until they stop at a door.
""Knock,” she says.
Another nun opens it, holding a tin cup.
“Please place $100 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hall.”
He happily drops the money in, rushes down the hall, and goes through the door.
CLICK.
The door locks behind him. He’s back in the parking lot, staring at a sign that reads:
GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
MAY GOD BE WITH YOU SINNER!
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Joined: Mar 2008
Posts: 8,512
Likes: 1,149
From: St Louis MO
Re: Humor and Clean Jokes
A blonde woman visits her husband in prison. Before leaving, she tells a correction officer:
“You shouldn’t make my husband work like that. He’s exhausted!”
The officer laughs and says,
“Are you kidding? He just eats and sleeps and stays in his cell!”
The wife replies:
"Bull Sh*t! He just told me he’s been digging a tunnel for months!
“You shouldn’t make my husband work like that. He’s exhausted!”
The officer laughs and says,
“Are you kidding? He just eats and sleeps and stays in his cell!”
The wife replies:
"Bull Sh*t! He just told me he’s been digging a tunnel for months!
