Humor and Clean Jokes
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This morning my son said his ear hurt. I asked him "inside or outside?"
He looked and me for a moment and walked out the front door.
He comes back in and declares "both!"
Moments like this has me wondering if i'm saving too much for college.
He looked and me for a moment and walked out the front door.
He comes back in and declares "both!"
Moments like this has me wondering if i'm saving too much for college.
Last edited by Franc Rauscher; 01-24-2020 at 09:48 AM.
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I'm looking out the window today, at the weather which cannot discern what it wants to do.
Sunny or cloudy with biting cold rain.
Warm or cold at the freezing divide
Is it snowing or raining, it cannot seem to decide.
I know now why it is called "Mother " nature and not father; and the reasoning to!
The climate embellishes the female trait of indecision, aggravation and pain.
Whether to be cold as winter ice or warm with lovely flowerings.
All whilst a man like me holds hope for a moment of spring.
For the record women are so like that.
And it's a suffering I will endure but...;
I am sooooooo done with winter.
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Sunny or cloudy with biting cold rain.
Warm or cold at the freezing divide
Is it snowing or raining, it cannot seem to decide.
I know now why it is called "Mother " nature and not father; and the reasoning to!
The climate embellishes the female trait of indecision, aggravation and pain.
Whether to be cold as winter ice or warm with lovely flowerings.
All whilst a man like me holds hope for a moment of spring.
For the record women are so like that.
And it's a suffering I will endure but...;
I am sooooooo done with winter.
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A lady who was speeding had an officer pull her to the side of the road. She didn't have her seat belt on so as soon as she stopped, she quickly slipped it on before the officer got to her window.
After talking to her about speeding, the officer said, "I see you are wearing your seat belt. Do you believe in wearing it at all times?"
"Yes, I do, officer," she replied.
"Well," asked the officer, "do you always do it up with it looped through your steering wheel?"
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After talking to her about speeding, the officer said, "I see you are wearing your seat belt. Do you believe in wearing it at all times?"
"Yes, I do, officer," she replied.
"Well," asked the officer, "do you always do it up with it looped through your steering wheel?"
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