IF YOU THINK YOU ARE SCREWED UP....
JUST REMEMBER.

Someone is dating your ex right now thinking they found someone special!

 

 

A couple in their ninetiesare both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember..Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.

'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?'

'Sure.'

'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks.

'No, I can remember it.''Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so as not to forget it?'

He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.'

'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks.


Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!'. Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment.

Where's my toast?'

 

Can anybody tell me what kind of motorcycle is in this picture?

motor cycle meme


I said, a motorcycle. Yes, there is one in the picture. Stop looking at the babe! There is a motorbike in the shot. What is it?

Yes, I know she is sitting on it back wards. What is it upon which she is sitting?

There are a lot of babes in bikini's out there but I have never seen hat bike.

I know, I know,,,; I'm weird but. What is it?

 

Menstrual cycle - 2 stroke

 

Certainly not a crotch rocket but I never kept abreast of the enduros, sorry.

 

It is a ( https://www.rokon.com/bikes-and-gear/bikes ), third on top (or if page loads differently every time it is the Rokon Scout), and you can own one for a few bucks!


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Thanks but ya'll missed my sarcasm point.

I'd pay for the girl, not really looking for the bike. BTW, it is not what the call a "crotch rocket?"

 

Your welcome??


Guess when someone asks what the item is in a picture pointing out they don't care about the surroundings, I should ignore it? OK.....


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Please, it's humor. In the "humor and clean jokes" section.
Don't get your panties in a knot.

 

I got the joke no problem.
I just added some of my odd, some say not so punny, humour (spelt using a ‘u’).
I did miss the mountains originally, the hillocks in the foreground caught my attention first.

 

Now . . . in my personal opinion that ROKON SCOUT has a P E R F E C T body on it!

 

 

 

When you enter a store, do not let them take your temperature from your fore head as it erases your memory.

I went in for macaroni and cheese but came out with two cases of beer.

 

So, a burgler broke into my house.

Grabbed my wife by her blouse,

I put the red dot on his chest

The cat did the rest.

 

I guess the bugler was getting horny.

 

The boogie woogie bugle boy from company B?

 

Bette Midler will be upset to hear this.

 

The Andrews Sisters beat her by a few decades.