Ker Plunk !!!

 

 

 

 

Ummmmmm, oh oh.. LMAO!


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Got to be in the New York rust belt.

 

The Wrong Way to Lift a Corvette

With the engine now being in the middle of the car, the weight bias is shifted rearward. Lifting a C8 the same way you’d lift a C7 — or any other Corvette — is a recipe for disaster. Falling backward off the lift is exactly what will happen.

 

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OMGawd! How many miles were on that C8? That shop needs to fully replace that car!


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Years ago I worked at a Ford dealer, we had old double post in ground hydraulic lifts. A tech went home one night and left a customers car in the air without setting the mechanical locks. During the night the right post leaked down and dumped the car onto the one next to it, it also belonged to a customer. It was a hell of a mess. Funny now.

 

A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed. He asked her where she was going and she replied, "I'm going to Las Vegas."

He asked her why she was going.
She told him, "I just found out that as a woman I can make $400 a night doing what I give you for free."

He went into the house, packed his bags and returned to the porch. His wife said, "And just where do you think you are going?"
"I''m going too!" he replied.
"Why?" she asked.
"I want to see how you are going to live on $800 a year!"

 

 

 

 

Maybe they are confused by that Metric thingy

 

 

My mother-in-law came over for dinner last night.
She was pleasant but kept asking me why the family dog kept staring at her intensely with an occasional growl.
I told her it was because she was using his plate.