Humor and Clean Jokes
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Does anyone grasp the fact all these 'tree huggers' use mass transit and live in comfortable air conditioned homes (when not 'on the road' complaining OR raising gobs of $)? NOW THAT'S A JOKE, & REAL FUNNY...
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Two boys are in the hospital waiting room.
One boy said to the other boy what are you here for ?
The other boy said I'm here for a circumcision...it wasn't done when I was born.
The other boy said WHOA !!!
I had that done when I was born and I couldn't walk for a year....LOL
One boy said to the other boy what are you here for ?
The other boy said I'm here for a circumcision...it wasn't done when I was born.
The other boy said WHOA !!!
I had that done when I was born and I couldn't walk for a year....LOL
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An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asks, "Really?
Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replies, "That would be my wife."
The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asks, "Really?
Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replies, "That would be my wife."
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No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference
between the two words COMPLETE and FINISHED, in a way that's easy to understand.
Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED.
I beg to differ because, there is:
When you marry the right woman, you are "COMPLETE".
And when you marry the wrong one, you are "FINISHED"!
And when the right one catches you with the wrong one,
you are ... "COMPLETELY FINISHED" !!!
between the two words COMPLETE and FINISHED, in a way that's easy to understand.
Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED.
I beg to differ because, there is:
When you marry the right woman, you are "COMPLETE".
And when you marry the wrong one, you are "FINISHED"!
And when the right one catches you with the wrong one,
you are ... "COMPLETELY FINISHED" !!!