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People ask me why I buy Chrysler/Dodge products
THIS IS WHY!
 
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Old 12-15-2021, 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Franc Rauscher
People ask me why I buy Chrysler/Dodge products
THIS IS WHY!


Won't be long (when) you'll not be able to buy an american branded car unless it is (AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHH) electric.....


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Old 12-15-2021, 09:36 PM
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Or in my case by a lawnmower engine on a soapbox car. LOL
 
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Old 12-16-2021, 07:53 PM
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Or in my case by a lawnmower engine on a soapbox car. LOL
Yeah, I did that one too. Only the Tecumseh engine as out of a washing machine.
 
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Old 12-21-2021, 10:05 AM
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An oshitz moment is ........




 
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I'm an older guy, but I try to stay in shape by going to the gym.

[img]blob:https://www.crossfireforum.org/9897aab1-dbd4-44df-9baf-5c381e99b359[/img]

I was working out at the gym when I spotted a sweet young thing walking in...

[img]blob:https://www.crossfireforum.org/402c232c-6517-41b1-8b93-4b2efb02c115[/img]

I asked the trainer standing next to me, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?"

The trainer looked me over and said; "I would recommend the ATM in the lobby."

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I'd like to start a bar and call it MODERATION.
That way people could say, "I only drink in Moderation."
 
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In this season of joy, may you all have plenty of automotive fun - CFK
 
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