Humor and Clean Jokes
Re: Humor and Clean Jokes
Hey a friend of mine has two tickets for the 2022 Super Bowl, both box seats. He paid $3,500 each, comes with ride to and from airport, lunch dinner and $400.00 bar tab and back stage pass to the winners locker room. But he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place...
It's at St Paul's Church, in Acworth at 3pm. Her name is Chloe, who’s 5'4" and about 115, slender with perky breasts and all. Cooks too!, and loves to fish, hunt, wrench, and clean your truck.....
She'll be the one in the white dress.
It's at St Paul's Church, in Acworth at 3pm. Her name is Chloe, who’s 5'4" and about 115, slender with perky breasts and all. Cooks too!, and loves to fish, hunt, wrench, and clean your truck.....
She'll be the one in the white dress.
The following users liked this post:
Franc Rauscher (01-08-2022)
The following users liked this post:
Da55id (01-10-2022)
Re: Humor and Clean Jokes
Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate little, which made him frail and with his odd diet he suffered from bad breath.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
The following 2 users liked this post by Franc Rauscher:
JSK (01-10-2022),
KeithTexas (01-09-2022)
The following users liked this post:
GraphiteGhost (01-10-2022)
The following users liked this post:
GraphiteGhost (01-11-2022)
The following users liked this post:
GraphiteGhost (01-16-2022)
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Central South Carolina
Age: 69
Posts: 5,884
Received 400 Likes
on
343 Posts
The following 2 users liked this post by JoeO:
Franc Rauscher (01-19-2022),
GraphiteGhost (01-20-2022)