Sometimes You Eat The Bear & Sometimes the Bear ......

 

The Bear Eats You!!!

 

Next Time You Release The BEAR .........




And I'll Take The F*CKIN Pictures....

 

Thanks Brian,

Who forgot to tie down the cage to the truck ? Can you imagine what was going through that rangers mind on the way down. Awwwwwww Sh***************.

I'm reminded of the new hikers in Glacier Park Montana. They had to attend an orientation before being allowed to hike the back country. The ranger warned them that there were two kinds of bears in the park. Black bears and Grizzly bears. They were advised to carry mace and attach little bells to their packs and shoes so that they wouldn't surprise a bear that was approaching them on the trail. The mace is in case of attack.

The ranger also said that you have to watch out for bear droppings on the trail and the droppings of the black bear greatly differ from the grizzly's The black bear leaves a smaller dropping and it's full of berries and seeds. The grizzly's dropping is much larger and sometimes is full of little bells and smells like mace.

 

oh now that's great...I will carry my tazor.....here little bear....

 

When did we stop carrying guns? Who's idea was it that a walk in the woods meant you volunteered to be a part of the food chain?

 

What's the red thing at the bottom of the picture?? Body part or bloody towell??

 

Ok, there's something missing. How did he get away? I see them both on the ground and then his leg being tended to???? He must have been really good to scare the bear away!

 

It's a Spleen.

 

The bears or the rangers? Do bears have a spleen. LOL apcano
Why is it always the spleen? It must be because it's a fun name to say.
Spleen, Spleen, Spleen.

 

It is a pretty fun word to say! I'm not even entirely sure what the spleen's purpose is. I'm sure someone here will inform me.

I laughed so hard it made my spleen hurt!

 

The spleen is an organ that filters blood.

Venting one's spleen is to get rid of anger.

The Jewish Talmud refers to the spleen as the organ of laughter.

Now we all know more about the spleen than we really want to know.

 

Its a good thing he had his brown undies on is all I will say......