Wedding Test
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Wedding Test
THE WEDDING TEST I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
>had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There
>was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger
>sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
>miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when
>she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
>deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day
>her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding
>invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she
>had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me
>that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to
>her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and could n't say a word. She said,
>'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling,
>just come up and get me.' I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched
>her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a
>beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight
>towards my car.
> Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
>clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We
>are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a
>better
> man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.' And the moral of this story
>is: Always keep your condoms in your car.
>had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There
>was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger
>sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
>miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when
>she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
>deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day
>her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding
>invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she
>had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me
>that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to
>her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and could n't say a word. She said,
>'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling,
>just come up and get me.' I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched
>her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a
>beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight
>towards my car.
> Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
>clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We
>are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a
>better
> man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.' And the moral of this story
>is: Always keep your condoms in your car.
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