I had a nice steak ternerloins and shrimp dinner and a couple of tequila's... I was watching a LOVELY waitress making a flaming desert for someone and asked my waitress what it was.... crepe suzette's... a waiter asked if I would like to try it...I declined.....I was sipping on the lasat of my second tequila and they brought over the stuff to make the crepes for me... the waiter says..'a gift for you'.
So this beautifiul, 20 something, waitress in tight jeans and low cut top is making me crepe suzettes.... that is pretty okay with me....(I have never had crepe suzettes before)... those things are tremendous! (and so was the waitress!)

I only have 10 more days left here.... LOL

 

Where EXACTLY are you at?

 

They ARE great, aren't they? The crepes, I mean.

Mike, how's your banjo coming along?

 

your are saying you OD'd....maybe a heart attack if you hit that young thing, but never OD....and Max asked about your "banjo"...that is a funny name to call it, but if it works for you with those 20 somethings, well who I am I to judge....

 

Since my wife's name is Suzette, you could say that I get them quite often and their always good.

 

So are you telling me you light your wife on fire often? That can't be good for her...

 

Only figuratively.

 

Matt, you are entering a zone you may not want to go...old guys talking about their sex life....lol

 

Young guys do too...it's just stuff people actually want to hear. hahahaha.

 

OK, fair enough, so Matt....what have you been hittin' on lately, detail, and a full description, please....lol

 

Old guys have sex lives??????????????????????????????????????????

 

This can't be good

 

I can clearly see which direction this thread is going in.

This should be entertaining.....i'm gonna go get a beer and sit back to watch!

 

The direction the forum has been going lately, a new "Dear Abby" section would seem appropriate.

 

Now that's just wrong.... but there was that one a month back... whew, impressive...on her part.

Ok, I'm done with that. Don't **** and tell.

Edited for clarity.

 

We don't want to hear about kissing.....we want to hear about everything else!

 

Edited my post for clarity's sake...no that wasn't her name for those who were thinking that...***.

 

You guys have had too much fun with this one today while I was working....

She was definetly a stunner...

Doc, I could OD on her and it would be okay. Not fattening like the crepes!

Max, leave my banjo out of this!

GDrag, Hilton hotel, Guadalajara, MX....

 

That's like the French discussing their military victories.

I keeeed I keeeeeeeed

 

Rotflmao.................