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Old Jun 17, 2010 | 08:11 PM
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SpringClasses for Women at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER


REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Sat., May 29, 2010


NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM
.

Class 1

Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..


Class 2

Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.

Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.


Class 3

Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.


Class 4

Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.


Class 5

Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM


Class 6

How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.

Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM


Class 7

Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum
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Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.


Class 8

Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.


Class 9

I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.


Class 10

How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.

4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.


Class 11

Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield
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Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined


Class 12

How to Shop by Yourself.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.


Upon completion of
ANY of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
 
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Old Jun 17, 2010 | 08:15 PM
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That was great!!!! Bet know one shows up for class nine
 
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Old Jun 17, 2010 | 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted by john book
That was great!!!! Bet know one shows up for class nine
Class 9 cancelled due to lack of support....
 
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Old Jun 17, 2010 | 08:56 PM
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Wish they had one for my wife: "How to drive without aiming for the potholes".
 
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Old Jun 17, 2010 | 09:18 PM
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Class #11 is being taught by me!

I'm a self-recognized hard braker. And I know it. Keeps the losers awake.

Or, to be PC those "Left Behind".
 
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Old Jun 22, 2010 | 02:22 AM
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That was great to know.I was not aware of this fact.But thanks for sharing it with us.
 
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Old Jun 22, 2010 | 08:41 AM
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Originally Posted by InfernoRedXfire
Wish they had one for my wife: "How to drive without aiming for the potholes".
LOL, Inferno! based on the above we seem to married to either the same girl, or were twins separated at birth, because on a regular basis I'm cringing at the sound of the suspension when all she had to do was move over about 5".

Y'know, one thing I noticed in general about women drivers is that they don't look around as much as men. Now albeit we tend to be noticing any girl around us, on the sidewalk, in the next car, the car coming toward us, the one sunning in the back yard 3 houses over on the left-whatever. But women tend to have both hands on the steering wheel, looking straight ahead. Now why they can't see that pothole directly in front of them since they're not as distracted as we are is beyond my comprehension.

Just this past weekend, my wife is driving, on her cell phone with her Mom, and there's a flock of sparrows on the sideroad. Just before she starts to go by them, they fly up and one smacks the windshield. Now all she had to do was slow down just a tad as they flew up, and they would have all gone over the top, but nope, she just drives on as steady as before, but cringes at the thought of that dead bird. Amazing. When she expresses that, and I tell her all she had to do was slow down a bit as she became aware of them, she gets mad at me for criticizing her! My wife is a great gal, very sensitive to all living creatures but man one would think she'd then be aware of all living creatures out there.
 
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