B*tch, Rant, P*ss, Moan and Complain Thread
Kurts...Now that there was a long rant !!! LOL
I HATE THAT KURTS WON'T BE AT THE BIGGEST DRAGON GTG IN HISTORY.
I HATE THAT KURTS WON'T BE AT THE BIGGEST DRAGON GTG IN HISTORY.
Originally Posted by maxcichon
Kurt, two things:
does Deb know about the PT?
and I'm really surprised you didn't mention the inevitable snow your sore knee will make you curse in a very, very short time.
Just sayin'...
does Deb know about the PT?
and I'm really surprised you didn't mention the inevitable snow your sore knee will make you curse in a very, very short time.
Just sayin'...
Snow & knee??! WTF? Really? Oh, man, didn't give THAT a thought............gee, thanks! You're just a harbinger of great news, aren't ya
Originally Posted by VALKRYDERGUY
Kurts...Now that there was a long rant !!! LOL
I HATE THAT KURTS WON'T BE AT THE BIGGEST DRAGON GTG IN HISTORY.
I HATE THAT KURTS WON'T BE AT THE BIGGEST DRAGON GTG IN HISTORY.
Me too!!!!
AGAIN!!!!
While backing out of a tricky driveway in the dark last Saturday night, I scraped my rear fender against a wall. Why the hell can't someone come up with a touch up system that doesn't look like a bird crapped on the scratch.
Originally Posted by Kurts
Ohhhhhh Rudy, my man, beware of what you started
!
I'm really sick to death of Mustangs & their owners. Every single one is the fastest thing out there & every single one is unique. Let's see, on our last trip to Milwaukee to visit the youngun's, about 150 miles away, we counted 47 Mustangs, 6 Corvettes, 0 Crossfires - unique, huh?
I'm really fed up with Republicans who had their chance to prove to us that they could do something better with the country & here we are. Right, I'm going to believe your rhetoric now.
I'm really fed up with Democrats who, as per normal, don't have the political will to do what needs to be done. You have your chance now; do something with it!
I'm pissed off that we are STILL spending billions annually fighting the War on Drugs. Can we please admit that we've lost & legalize & tax the crap out of one of the largest cash crops on Earth, marijuana. Is it necessary to give stoners 30 yr. sentences because they decided to blaze-up in the privacy of their own homes? Want to end drug violence? Want to find a new way to fund programs? Well, there it is just waiting for you! Duh!
I hate this new breed of political office seeker who claims that, since he's a businessman, he knows how to run government. Ummm, good luck with that the first time you have to walk into a committee room & there you are, Mr. Freshman Congressman, with zip for power. You may be a CEO out there in the real world but you have zilch power in government. Government isn't run for a profit, business is. Have fun with that paradigm shift! This isn't a boardroom with a bunch of yes men at your beck & call. Besides, after your term is up you'll run again like all the others.
I'm REALLY pissed off that, once again, a Fed. judge has decided to stop federal spending on stem cell research. Why? Because of religious arguments that researcher's might be killing a potential human life. Hmmm, given the present state of our cloning technology every time this idiot judge scratches his as_ he's killing hundreds, perhaps thousands, of potential human lives. Meanwhile, my cousin's wife can hardly get out of bed anymore due to her Parkinson's. I wonder if he even knows what a stem cell is or how its obtained.
And don't EVEN get me started on religion!
I'm pissed that it's getting colder out & after dealing with the wettest summer on record, winter & snow is looming right over the horizon.
I'm upset that, for the second year in a row, no one will be receiving raises AGAIN this year at my company. I guess that means another year of a half finished garage & kitchen, no new fence around the yard, no real vacation trips & no mods for the SRT. Oh, but insurance costs went up $35 per pay period.
I hate dog crap in my yard - see fence above.
I hate the fact that I'm getting older even though, I'd SWEAR, I'm no older than 30.
I hate the fact that I have to wear this frackin' knee brace for one more week even though I have to admit I love heading over to my physical therapist because she's an attractive 40 something & seemingly enjoys massaging my leg......very slowly......with lotion.....for 10 minutes or so. Now if it was only my other leg.........
There.
I feel MUCH better now!
I've gotta say that was very cathartic, Rudy. You don't, by any chance, happen to have a comfortable couch lying around up there, do you?

I'm really sick to death of Mustangs & their owners. Every single one is the fastest thing out there & every single one is unique. Let's see, on our last trip to Milwaukee to visit the youngun's, about 150 miles away, we counted 47 Mustangs, 6 Corvettes, 0 Crossfires - unique, huh?
I'm really fed up with Republicans who had their chance to prove to us that they could do something better with the country & here we are. Right, I'm going to believe your rhetoric now.
I'm really fed up with Democrats who, as per normal, don't have the political will to do what needs to be done. You have your chance now; do something with it!
I'm pissed off that we are STILL spending billions annually fighting the War on Drugs. Can we please admit that we've lost & legalize & tax the crap out of one of the largest cash crops on Earth, marijuana. Is it necessary to give stoners 30 yr. sentences because they decided to blaze-up in the privacy of their own homes? Want to end drug violence? Want to find a new way to fund programs? Well, there it is just waiting for you! Duh!
I hate this new breed of political office seeker who claims that, since he's a businessman, he knows how to run government. Ummm, good luck with that the first time you have to walk into a committee room & there you are, Mr. Freshman Congressman, with zip for power. You may be a CEO out there in the real world but you have zilch power in government. Government isn't run for a profit, business is. Have fun with that paradigm shift! This isn't a boardroom with a bunch of yes men at your beck & call. Besides, after your term is up you'll run again like all the others.
I'm REALLY pissed off that, once again, a Fed. judge has decided to stop federal spending on stem cell research. Why? Because of religious arguments that researcher's might be killing a potential human life. Hmmm, given the present state of our cloning technology every time this idiot judge scratches his as_ he's killing hundreds, perhaps thousands, of potential human lives. Meanwhile, my cousin's wife can hardly get out of bed anymore due to her Parkinson's. I wonder if he even knows what a stem cell is or how its obtained.
And don't EVEN get me started on religion!
I'm pissed that it's getting colder out & after dealing with the wettest summer on record, winter & snow is looming right over the horizon.
I'm upset that, for the second year in a row, no one will be receiving raises AGAIN this year at my company. I guess that means another year of a half finished garage & kitchen, no new fence around the yard, no real vacation trips & no mods for the SRT. Oh, but insurance costs went up $35 per pay period.
I hate dog crap in my yard - see fence above.
I hate the fact that I'm getting older even though, I'd SWEAR, I'm no older than 30.
I hate the fact that I have to wear this frackin' knee brace for one more week even though I have to admit I love heading over to my physical therapist because she's an attractive 40 something & seemingly enjoys massaging my leg......very slowly......with lotion.....for 10 minutes or so. Now if it was only my other leg.........
There.
I feel MUCH better now!
I've gotta say that was very cathartic, Rudy. You don't, by any chance, happen to have a comfortable couch lying around up there, do you?
I agree with about half of this and disagree with the other. I hate that I can't spend the time on it.
I hate that you can't make the Dragon and I hate that I can't come up with a solution for your delimas.
But consider, It was businessmen, shop keepers, farmers, and squirrel hunters that set the first Congress.
Brewers of wiskey and ales that started the first tax revolt
And religious leaders that realized how to release the inate potential of man.
And from this really strange mix of intentions came the greatest nation man ever assembled.
I hate that as we argue over the minutia, the three great values of our nation are forgotten under the wheel tracks of technology, arrogance, and envy.
Faith, Hope and Charity. Religious or not, they are essential values to a successful society
As someone who spent his youth working close to the land, I am blessed to have been amoung those who fed the cities with their toil.
Funny how those bred to the land never forget the wonder of creation.
And those bred to the city think they know better about..........everything.
Sorry but I am really saddened that some might take this stand personal. It's just a request for mutual respect and civility.
Mostly I hate that in 33 or so days, half the people in America will be encouraged and the other half will be enraged.
Last edited by Franc Rauscher; Sep 29, 2010 at 01:33 AM.
Originally Posted by Franc Rauscher
Oh would I love to tie into this and chew it up. Kurts My good friend, you desperately need a break.
I agree with about half of this and disagree with the other. I hate that I can't spend the time on it.
I hate that you can't make the Dragon and I hate that I can't come up with a solution for your delimas.
But consider, It was businessmen, shop keepers, farmers, and squirrel hunters that set the first Congress.
Brewers of wiskey and ales that started the first tax revolt
And religious leaders that realized how to release the inate potential of man.
And from this really strange mix of intentions came the greatest nation man ever assembled.
I hate that as we argue over the minutia, the three great values of our nation are forgotten under the wheel tracks of technology, arrogance, and envy.
Faith, Hope and Charity. Religious or not, they are essential values to a successful society
As someone who spent his youth working close to the land, I am blessed to have been amoung those who fed the cities with their toil.
Funny how those bred to the land never forget the wonder of creation.
And those bred to the city think they know better about..........everything.
Sorry but I am really saddened that some might take this stand personal. It's just a request for mutual respect and civility.
Mostly I hate that in 33 or so days, half the people in America will be encouraged and the other half will be enraged.
I agree with about half of this and disagree with the other. I hate that I can't spend the time on it.
I hate that you can't make the Dragon and I hate that I can't come up with a solution for your delimas.
But consider, It was businessmen, shop keepers, farmers, and squirrel hunters that set the first Congress.
Brewers of wiskey and ales that started the first tax revolt
And religious leaders that realized how to release the inate potential of man.
And from this really strange mix of intentions came the greatest nation man ever assembled.
I hate that as we argue over the minutia, the three great values of our nation are forgotten under the wheel tracks of technology, arrogance, and envy.
Faith, Hope and Charity. Religious or not, they are essential values to a successful society
As someone who spent his youth working close to the land, I am blessed to have been amoung those who fed the cities with their toil.
Funny how those bred to the land never forget the wonder of creation.
And those bred to the city think they know better about..........everything.
Sorry but I am really saddened that some might take this stand personal. It's just a request for mutual respect and civility.
Mostly I hate that in 33 or so days, half the people in America will be encouraged and the other half will be enraged.
So I did.
And it feels great!
AND, I probably have another page or 2 of further lunacy but, for the sake of brevity and because I really don't want my fellow Forum members to asssume I'm completely losing it, I'll try & refrain myself.
Fingers........must........stop......talking...... ..to.........brain.
Do......not......take.......the.......bait, Kurt.
Geez, this ain't easy
Originally Posted by Kurts
Nope, I will not debate my rants with you in this particular thread, my friend, no way. Rudy gave us this nifty little soapbox to stand on & gave us permission to rant & rave to our hearts content.
So I did.
And it feels great!
AND, I probably have another page or 2 of further lunacy but, for the sake of brevity and because I really don't want my fellow Forum members to asssume I'm completely losing it, I'll try & refrain myself.
Fingers........must........stop......talking...... ..to.........brain.
Do......not......take.......the.......bait, Kurt.
Geez, this ain't easy
!
So I did.
And it feels great!
AND, I probably have another page or 2 of further lunacy but, for the sake of brevity and because I really don't want my fellow Forum members to asssume I'm completely losing it, I'll try & refrain myself.
Fingers........must........stop......talking...... ..to.........brain.
Do......not......take.......the.......bait, Kurt.
Geez, this ain't easy
Take comfort my friend, that our, and everybody's, differences are insignificant compared to our friendships.
Your wit will be missed at the Dragon.
So, we will just say things about you.
franc
i hate the fact that my g/f got to drive the fastest friggin xfire in the world and i didnt!!!
i also hate that theres those pesky srt-6's keep tryin to get all the amg stickys they can and it still wont make them an amg!!!!
what i really hate is that rudy is in mn. instead of tn so i could get him to make my 32 the first s/c v8!!!
i also hate that theres those pesky srt-6's keep tryin to get all the amg stickys they can and it still wont make them an amg!!!!
what i really hate is that rudy is in mn. instead of tn so i could get him to make my 32 the first s/c v8!!!
Originally Posted by 32krazy!
i hate the fact that my g/f got to drive the fastest friggin xfire in the world and i didnt!!!
i also hate that theres those pesky srt-6's keep tryin to get all the amg stickys they can and it still wont make them an amg!!!!
what i really hate is that rudy is in mn. instead of tn so i could get him to make my 32 the first s/c v8!!!
i also hate that theres those pesky srt-6's keep tryin to get all the amg stickys they can and it still wont make them an amg!!!!
what i really hate is that rudy is in mn. instead of tn so i could get him to make my 32 the first s/c v8!!!
Here are a couple of my ///AMG stickies as you call them for your viewing pleasure:

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Last edited by bmorgan; Oct 4, 2010 at 08:26 PM.
OK, this is the most bullshit thread I have ever read thru.....no.....quotes this time....lol
Last edited by oledoc2u; Oct 4, 2010 at 08:55 PM.
Originally Posted by 32krazy!
i hate the fact that my g/f got to drive the fastest friggin xfire in the world and i didnt!!!
i also hate that theres those pesky srt-6's keep tryin to get all the amg stickys they can and it still wont make them an amg!!!!
what i really hate is that rudy is in mn. instead of tn so i could get him to make my 32 the first s/c v8!!!
i also hate that theres those pesky srt-6's keep tryin to get all the amg stickys they can and it still wont make them an amg!!!!
what i really hate is that rudy is in mn. instead of tn so i could get him to make my 32 the first s/c v8!!!
Originally Posted by Mr. Max
Can't resist (yeh my garage is messy)
Haters - A person that simply cannot be happy for another person's success. So rather than be happy they make a point of exposing a flaw in that person. Hating, the result of being a hater, is not exactly jealousy. The hater doesnt really want to be the person he or she hates, rather the hater wants to knock somelse down a notch.
YouTube - A Message To All Haters!
The can of worms is open.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHp-APc1lmc
YouTube - A Message To All Haters!
The can of worms is open.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHp-APc1lmc
Last edited by Chief; Oct 5, 2010 at 07:14 AM.
Originally Posted by Chief
Haters - A person that simply cannot be happy for another person's success. So rather than be happy they make a point of exposing a flaw in that person. Hating, the result of being a hater, is not exactly jealousy. The hater doesnt really want to be the person he or she hates, rather the hater wants to knock somelse down a notch.
YouTube - A Message To All Haters!
The can of worms is open.
YouTube - Dondria ft.Broadway-H-A-T-E-R-S(FREESTYLE)
YouTube - A Message To All Haters!
The can of worms is open.
YouTube - Dondria ft.Broadway-H-A-T-E-R-S(FREESTYLE)
I hate the idiot bimbo who slammed into the Benz behind me. I'm wrecked 9 months later. My hand will never work the same. I haven't gotten on my Suzi but once this summer between casts. My back is messed up & weak & I don't know what to do. I can't wear heels & hubby is 14" taller than me. The last time I wore heels, I fell, in a dress, in front of a male coworker & sprained my ankle & messed up both knees. My MD has misdiagnosed me at every turn. Hate lawyers & avoiding them & am not interested in a lawsuit. Asked one if they really get more $ for their clients. He said he didn't really know but that's what he tells them. My car isn't exactly right but I am so sick of that body shop. Everyone in the wreck probably has a new car. Is this ranting or whining? I hate whiners.
Originally Posted by BoilerUpXFire
I am pissed my f*cking car is in Tennessee totalled and the insurance is trying to keep me from getting my aftermarket parts

I HATE the fact that BoilerUp totaled his beeyouteefull Crossfire!
I hate the fact that he thinks SRT's are BORING cuz there t'ain't no stick shift stuff in between the seats! Bah....doesn't matter.
Yeah, yeah....whine at me now for not giving a darn about a stick.
I think only 4 lousy pages of these hates are posted & that sucks. Shouldn't there be like dozens by now?
I hate the fact that MikeR is gonna lose his job & might move to Texas & become a Cowboy's fan. The horror, the horror!
I really hate the fact the my mind just went blank & I can't think of anything to be bitchy about.
Oh, men aren't supposed to get "bitchy" - I hate that I typed that!
I hate that my fellow IT person owns a Mustang & calls Crossfires "girly cars" though he knows either of mine will kick his little 6 cylinder asz around the block & sideways in looks, performance & handling. In the interest of my own self-preservation I haven't killed him yet. Now, if I had sold all my worldly goods & have 2 one-way tickets to Brazil in my hand, well, all bets are off!
I hate that I forgot all about Brent Favree (well, OK, not really) & the latest in what is normal Mn. Vikings behavior - another possible sex scandal. Geez, don't you 'Sotans get enough up there? Your winters aren't any longer than ours - you've got no excuses! Ok, maybe I don't really hate that Brett's in hot water! Hahahahahahahaha.......
I hate the fact that he thinks SRT's are BORING cuz there t'ain't no stick shift stuff in between the seats! Bah....doesn't matter.
Yeah, yeah....whine at me now for not giving a darn about a stick.
I think only 4 lousy pages of these hates are posted & that sucks. Shouldn't there be like dozens by now?
I hate the fact that MikeR is gonna lose his job & might move to Texas & become a Cowboy's fan. The horror, the horror!
I really hate the fact the my mind just went blank & I can't think of anything to be bitchy about.
Oh, men aren't supposed to get "bitchy" - I hate that I typed that!
I hate that my fellow IT person owns a Mustang & calls Crossfires "girly cars" though he knows either of mine will kick his little 6 cylinder asz around the block & sideways in looks, performance & handling. In the interest of my own self-preservation I haven't killed him yet. Now, if I had sold all my worldly goods & have 2 one-way tickets to Brazil in my hand, well, all bets are off!
I hate that I forgot all about Brent Favree (well, OK, not really) & the latest in what is normal Mn. Vikings behavior - another possible sex scandal. Geez, don't you 'Sotans get enough up there? Your winters aren't any longer than ours - you've got no excuses! Ok, maybe I don't really hate that Brett's in hot water! Hahahahahahahaha.......
Last edited by Kurts; Oct 8, 2010 at 09:30 PM.
You know what i hate, stupid ******* drivers they go out and buy a pontiac soltice and all of a sudden they think they can drift sideways down and interstate and t-bone and nearly kill an innocent driver just cruising along in his beloved srt-6.
Here I am cruising along at night at aroun 10:30 on my way home its a little wet from a light rain so im cruising at a responsible speed on a wide open 3 lane stretch. In the far left lane getting ready to take the I-40 exchange. I see a car parked on the right shoulder with its parking brakes on and do nothing to modify my driving because there is nothing unusual about this.
It appears the drivers have just swapped seats and were shutting the doors. 1 second later as i am getting ready to pass along side them it appears the car takes off at full throttle. The back end wiggles just slightly to the right as it merges into the first lane. I let off the throttle watching to see what the drivers does to decide whether i need to slow down speed up ext. The driver appears to overcorrect and fishes the end out the other way at this time im thinking in my head look at this goofball i hope they dont wreck. What happens next still confuses me as it defies all common sense. The other driver could simply letting off the throttle and straighten the wheel, this would keep the vehical from spinning out of control as it was up to only 25 mph at this point.
But thats not what happened. What happened was the driver stayed on the throttle( its appears full throttle by the massive wheel spin) and over corrects even worse once again and the front of the car turns twards my lane. at that moment i knew braking would garrantee her crashing in front of me or into me me so i decided to apply enough throttle to accelerate away(remember its wet out and i couldn't open it up). In a fraction of a second i see the car is facing twards me like a heat seeking missle, approaching my passanger side. At this moment i knew there would only be 2 outcomes. If responed quick enough she passes behind me and hits the wall, or she continues to accerate and makes no attempt to correct her coarse.
Well you can gues what happens, the latter. As i see the headlights only feet away i accept what is about to happen and relax, quietly think to myself "f**k me....". I hear a loud slam and everything goes black. I wake up again spinning and countering steering and braking to come to a stop 12 feet into the grassy shoulder on the opposite side of the highway.
After alot of colorful language and realizing my drivers side glass and my head are both covered with blood, I see the other car come across the highway and park in front of me.
I run up the other car and look inside to see both people inside seem to be ok, once that is realized I ask the female driver, "what in the f**k was that?" Her reply after a long pause, " I have only had the car 2 months" I think about what she has just said and reply back, " well if you can't handle a ******* 170 hp 4 cyclinder car i think you need to get something else your lucking you didn't kill somebay with that ******* stunt you just pulled, my car is totalled"
Who can't handle a ******* n/a 4 cylinder? I mean I dont think I have ever heard "I had to get rid of that 170 hp pontiac that i had, it was just to much car for me!"
Or hell if you want to play in a vehical do it in a ******* place where if you do loose controll the only person that wrecks is you. Not a god damned city interstate in a densly packed area. By the way she was driving a convertable... had i braked and she hit in front on me i very likely could have killed both her and the passanger. She should count herself lucky I wasn't as stupid and reckless as her.
Also my statement to the arriving police officer was this. Sir could you please explain what happened. "The stupid ***** came across three lanes of highway and t-boned me"
/rant over.
Here I am cruising along at night at aroun 10:30 on my way home its a little wet from a light rain so im cruising at a responsible speed on a wide open 3 lane stretch. In the far left lane getting ready to take the I-40 exchange. I see a car parked on the right shoulder with its parking brakes on and do nothing to modify my driving because there is nothing unusual about this.
It appears the drivers have just swapped seats and were shutting the doors. 1 second later as i am getting ready to pass along side them it appears the car takes off at full throttle. The back end wiggles just slightly to the right as it merges into the first lane. I let off the throttle watching to see what the drivers does to decide whether i need to slow down speed up ext. The driver appears to overcorrect and fishes the end out the other way at this time im thinking in my head look at this goofball i hope they dont wreck. What happens next still confuses me as it defies all common sense. The other driver could simply letting off the throttle and straighten the wheel, this would keep the vehical from spinning out of control as it was up to only 25 mph at this point.
But thats not what happened. What happened was the driver stayed on the throttle( its appears full throttle by the massive wheel spin) and over corrects even worse once again and the front of the car turns twards my lane. at that moment i knew braking would garrantee her crashing in front of me or into me me so i decided to apply enough throttle to accelerate away(remember its wet out and i couldn't open it up). In a fraction of a second i see the car is facing twards me like a heat seeking missle, approaching my passanger side. At this moment i knew there would only be 2 outcomes. If responed quick enough she passes behind me and hits the wall, or she continues to accerate and makes no attempt to correct her coarse.
Well you can gues what happens, the latter. As i see the headlights only feet away i accept what is about to happen and relax, quietly think to myself "f**k me....". I hear a loud slam and everything goes black. I wake up again spinning and countering steering and braking to come to a stop 12 feet into the grassy shoulder on the opposite side of the highway.
After alot of colorful language and realizing my drivers side glass and my head are both covered with blood, I see the other car come across the highway and park in front of me.
I run up the other car and look inside to see both people inside seem to be ok, once that is realized I ask the female driver, "what in the f**k was that?" Her reply after a long pause, " I have only had the car 2 months" I think about what she has just said and reply back, " well if you can't handle a ******* 170 hp 4 cyclinder car i think you need to get something else your lucking you didn't kill somebay with that ******* stunt you just pulled, my car is totalled"
Who can't handle a ******* n/a 4 cylinder? I mean I dont think I have ever heard "I had to get rid of that 170 hp pontiac that i had, it was just to much car for me!"
Or hell if you want to play in a vehical do it in a ******* place where if you do loose controll the only person that wrecks is you. Not a god damned city interstate in a densly packed area. By the way she was driving a convertable... had i braked and she hit in front on me i very likely could have killed both her and the passanger. She should count herself lucky I wasn't as stupid and reckless as her.
Also my statement to the arriving police officer was this. Sir could you please explain what happened. "The stupid ***** came across three lanes of highway and t-boned me"
/rant over.
Last edited by ProjectMayhem; Oct 9, 2010 at 01:00 AM.



