If you get an email titled "Nude photo of Nancy Pelosi"....




for God's sake, don't open it.






It contains a nude photo of Nancy Pelosi.

 

Dude, you could've done better. Next time use Hillary Clinton.

 

I'm in. Where is it?

 

you, my friend, are a sick person....lol

 

You need help my friend. LOL

 

 

A young Nancy:

 

Wow...... this is officially the DUMBEST F'ING THREAD ON THE WHOLE FORUM!



Why the hell would anyone want to see Pelosi Naked........... I'd rather pack my rectum with dynamite and squat over a campfire.

 

Now that takes this out of contention of the dumbest thread....

 

Sorry Nancy, you lose;

 

This whole thread cracks me up. I'd rather stick hot poker up the shooter than have to see palooser or clinton naked...

 

Yea, but it was worth it, reading this thread... just to see your avatar!

 

Shenanigans.

 

Soooo hot. Want to touch the hiney.

 

now this is my kind of political thread.....

 

What if this was the best thread?
What if Nancy was packing all of our Rectums?
Hey! What the hell is going on behind me?

 

What if the Hokey Pokey ISN'T what it's all about !?!?!?

 

This thread is like someone saying -- Look there is a plane crashing-- you don't want to look but you just can't help yourself.

 

I just receive such an email. Unfortunately, I was forced to open it. How, you ask? The text in the email came with a message from Congresswoman Pelosi herself that read:

You have to open the file so that you can find out what is in it!

So I opened it. Big mistake. I was immediately infected with a pubic option and am now required to participate in a man date. This virus is so bad you would wish you had a Trojan instead.