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Old Mar 29, 2011 | 11:39 AM
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To lighten your day and bring you a smile.
 
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Old Mar 29, 2011 | 11:42 AM
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And probably has more computing power...
 
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Old Mar 29, 2011 | 11:51 AM
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No need to degrade the fairer sex here. But clearly that bit of "bling" has no respect for fine machinery.


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Old Mar 29, 2011 | 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Franc Rauscher
No need to degrade the fairer sex here. But clearly that bit of "bling" has no respect for fine machinery.


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No "need"-given.

Unrestrained urge- yes.

I said "probably"!
 
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Old Mar 29, 2011 | 12:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Franc Rauscher
No need to degrade the fairer sex here. But clearly that bit of "bling" has no respect for fine machinery.


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Franc, that's no woman. Thats a succubus, imagine the splatter from the nail polish!!
 
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Old Mar 29, 2011 | 01:02 PM
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Franc, that's no woman. Thats a succubus, imagine the splatter from the nail polish!!
I do understand your point. The image does invite a search for Phantom or implied sexism. Perhaps we should check all the blogs.

And I am not scolding anyone. Just suggesting the possibility of a more positive perspective of God's best creation.
So if you'all don't mind I will enjoy the beauty of both.

I have seen women. I have seen exotic cars.
If your recognition skills are lacking, I feel bad for you.

That's a woman. A rather attractive one.
Just, possibly, not a very respectful one.

However, please consider,,,,
It is entirely possible that her stupid boyfriend put her up to it.

Would it be unheard of for a vain, stupid, rich man to desprespect such a car because he need not worry about the cost? I seem to recall seeing images of a Murano in a Texas swamp.
No women were involved in his stupidity.

Jus' sayin'
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BTW, I'll bet my odds of having a few enjoyable minutes in the company of the lady would be far in excess of my chances to be sittiing in the drivers seat of that car.

With all due respect tothe subtitles of the picture, it dosen't take money to meet and know women.
 

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Old Mar 29, 2011 | 01:07 PM
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She's putting her bare foot on the fender - I see no problem with that. A quick wipe with some Ultimate Quik Detailer and a clean microfiber and you'd never know it happened. I also doubt she'd be spilling or splattering the nail polish all over the car either. Were that my car, I'd happily let her do what she's doing - and I'd likely observe from the driver's seat. Think about that one for a second.
 
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Old Mar 29, 2011 | 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Mike-in-Orange
She's putting her bare foot on the fender - I see no problem with that. A quick wipe with some Ultimate Quik Detailer and a clean microfiber and you'd never know it happened. I also doubt she'd be spilling or splattering the nail polish all over the car either. Were that my car, I'd happily let her do what she's doing - and I'd likely observe from the driver's seat. Think about that one for a second.
Assuming taken from the very same angle,,,,,
And, if that was an image of that pretty woman doing that to your car,,,,
I imagine that picture would be shared amoung your friends,,,right?

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Old Mar 29, 2011 | 01:21 PM
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...at least she isn't wearing her heels.
 
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Old Mar 29, 2011 | 01:26 PM
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I seem to recall seeing images of a Murano in a Texas swamp.
No women were involved in his stupidity.

BTW, I'll bet my odds of having a few enjoyable minutes in the company of the lady would be far in excess of my chances to be sittiing in the drivers seat of that car.
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That wasn't a Murano in the swamp Franc, it was a Bugatti Veyron, costing somewhere around 1Mil if I'm not mistaken.

And don't bet those odds my friend, that's pure fantasy talking! LOL!
 
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Old Mar 29, 2011 | 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by mdaniels4
I seem to recall seeing images of a Murano in a Texas swamp.
No women were involved in his stupidity.

BTW, I'll bet my odds of having a few enjoyable minutes in the company of the lady would be far in excess of my chances to be sittiing in the drivers seat of that car.
That wasn't a Murano in the swamp Franc, it was a Bugatti Veyron, costing somewhere around 1Mil if I'm not mistaken.

And don't bet those odds my friend, that's pure fantasy talking! LOL![/quote]


I just remember the car was beyond my reach.
I will never accept that a pretty woman is beyond my reach.

Of course, that would depend on for what one was reaching. As I understand it, if you touch her heart, the rest is unimportant.
 
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Old Mar 29, 2011 | 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted by mdaniels4
I seem to recall seeing images of a Murano in a Texas swamp.
No women were involved in his stupidity.

BTW, I'll bet my odds of having a few enjoyable minutes in the company of the lady would be far in excess of my chances to be sittiing in the drivers seat of that car.
That wasn't a Murano in the swamp Franc, it was a Bugatti Veyron, costing somewhere around 1Mil if I'm not mistaken.

And don't bet those odds my friend, that's pure fantasy talking! LOL![/QUOTE]

The better half must be looking over his shoulder.

Snicker...snicker...
 
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Old Mar 29, 2011 | 02:03 PM
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LOL Max. No, based on past results, a very pretty woman is NOT out of Franc's reach as he's already shown. But I was talking about the car!
 
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Old Mar 29, 2011 | 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted by mdaniels4
LOL Max. No, based on past results, a very pretty woman is NOT out of Franc's reach as he's already shown. But I was talking about the car!
I appreciate that Mark. And given your compliment to her, I wish Crumpy was looking over my shoulder.

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Old Mar 29, 2011 | 02:47 PM
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When you've bought the same house three times, you can appreciate the subtitle.
 
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Old Mar 29, 2011 | 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Franc Rauscher
I appreciate that Mark. And given your compliment to her, I wish Crumpy was looking over my shoulder.

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LOL! No No. In this case you NEED to copy all this and then give it to her! Trust me points will be made here!!!!! Every husband needs them when he can get them.
 
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Old Mar 29, 2011 | 03:42 PM
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Personally, I'd have to tell her to get lost!

That said, while I'd truly hate to see her go - I'd also love to watch her walk away!
 

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Old Mar 29, 2011 | 03:43 PM
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LOL! No No. In this case you NEED to copy all this and then give it to her! Trust me points will be made here!!!!! Every husband needs them when he can get them.
I know. The rule of the "atta Boy"

1000 "atta boys" equals one "how could you? "
Perhaps that is the "cost" referred to in the subtitles.

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Old Mar 29, 2011 | 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Franc Rauscher

1000 "atta boys" equals one "how could you? "
Perhaps that is the "cost" referred to in the subtitles.
There are a lot of wonderful women out there.

But there are many more that are messed up. The "cost" mentioned could be the emotional or mental costs associated with having a relationship with the wrong person.

If anyone would know, I would. (IF I make it to the Dragon next weekend, I will be ALONE. And I will be alone from now on. Period.)
 
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Old Mar 29, 2011 | 04:37 PM
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It is safe to say we have drifted from CSZKALAK's subject of cheap girls may cost more than expensive cars.


or have we?

How does that song go?

Faster horses...Older whiskey....younger women....more money...
 

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