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Old Apr 5, 2013 | 10:25 AM
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The guy who thought of this is brilliant
a picture paints a thousand words ?

The New Government Symbol


THE GOVERNMENT'S NEW SYMBOL IS THAT OF A CONDOM
Because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance...
A condom allows for inflation,
halts production,
destroys the next generation,
protects a bunch of dicks,
and gives you a sense of security
while you're actually being screwed!

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!










 
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Old Apr 5, 2013 | 12:04 PM
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the condom is not used by robots and their procreatory is unimpeded. government is obsolete. robots do our work and fight our wars.
 

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Old Apr 5, 2013 | 12:10 PM
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Originally Posted by arado
the condom is not used by robots and their procreatory is unimpeded. government is obsolete. robots do our work and fight our wars.
If I PM you my address .. you think you could slip some of that in the mail to me?

Reading this.. it HAS to be some good stuff!
 
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Old Apr 5, 2013 | 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by arado
the condom is not used by robots and their procreatory is unimpeded. government is obsolete. robots do our work and fight our wars.
Apparently, robots type your posts as well because 90% of your posts contain the following points, regardless of the original topic:
  • Robots rule the world, and electricity is god
  • Waxoyl
  • Magnesium
  • Wood Pellets
  • Old motorcycles
  • My SRT-6 is priceless
It's kind of like a phishing bot, but worse because we all know there's a warm body behind the keyboard.

Just messin' with ya
 
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Old Apr 5, 2013 | 12:22 PM
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Has there been any long term studies on excessive brain chemical imbalances due to massive Magnesium ingestion?

Just wondering...
 
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Old Apr 5, 2013 | 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Mrmiata
Has there been any long term studies on excessive brain chemical imbalances due to massive Magnesium ingestion?

Just wondering...
The only repercussion from a magnesium oral overdose is a bowel movement. therefore, what I say is true because I am not full of ****.
 
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Old Apr 5, 2013 | 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted by arado
The only repercussion from a magnesium oral overdose is a bowel movement. therefore, what I say is true because I am not full of ****.

Gary, please allow me to add: ............what you say is true because you believe it to be true.......and thats all that matters.

By the way...... Did you ever finish building that UFO landing pad in the back yard?
 

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Old Apr 5, 2013 | 03:23 PM
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A spoonful of Waxoyl helps the magnesium go down
The magnesium go down
Magnesium go down
Just a spoonful of Waxoyl helps the magnesium go down
In a most delightful way
 
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Old Apr 5, 2013 | 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted by onehundred80
A spoonful of Waxoyl helps the magnesium go down
The magnesium go down
Magnesium go down
Just a spoonful of Waxoyl helps the magnesium go down
In a most delightful way
Thanks, Waxoyl keeps my machines as new. magnesium, however, is not oil soluble. I will not ingest Waxoyl. But it does have a positive effect on my hands during and after application.
 
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Old Apr 5, 2013 | 04:07 PM
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Originally Posted by arado
Thanks, Waxoyl keeps my machines as new. magnesium, however, is not oil soluble. I will not ingest Waxoyl. But it does have a positive effect on my hands during and after application.
Describe "positive effect", and also, what are you applying your hands TO ?
 
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Old Apr 5, 2013 | 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted by alaxfire
Describe "positive effect", and also, what are you applying your hands TO ?
I get the Waxoyl dried residue on my hands from picking up treated tools and guns. The positive effect is as a skin conditioner. This of course is after the paint thinner I use to dilute for spraying has evaporated.
 
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