Yes you read it correctly....whale ***** leather seats on a 1 million euro suv.....
Whale ***** seats in Russian 4WD | Stuff.co.nz

 

So who's the **** head driving it? Sorry. Where are the pics of the seats? I've never seen a blue whale ***** before. Are they pink?

Les

 

This just begs all too many of the obvious questions. Are they 8-way electric, or 'manually' operated?... are there provisions for an erection seat?... or an ejaculation seat?... are the seat backs full length, or have they been circumcised?... do the lumbar supports suck in and blow out... oh, gawd, how could they do this.

And the truck comes with three bottles of the finest vodka.

 

1.Hey, it's every girls dream to sit on a big pen...oh never mind.

2.What do you treat the seats with, Astroglide?

3.Gives the term "cockpit" a whole new meaning.

 

The seats must be hard to sit on....

Is it from a sperm whale?

 

So do you have to put covers on them for safe driving?

 

 

So, how many *****' does it take to do one of these?

 

Do you condition them with KY Jelly?

 

Do the seats get bigger when women sit on them?

 

This idea must have been a STROKE of genius...

 

It states the blue whale ***** is 2.4 metres which is app. 8 ft..

I don't usually look up to %$^&heads.

...and definately don't "turn on" the *** warmers

 

What guy really wants to sit on ***** seats ... oh wait, answered my own question. Silly Russians - its very cold & lonely in the winters there!

 

Stroke the seats a few times and they turn into "SOFAS"

 

No whales were killed they just used the foreskin, now there's a lot of circumcised whales swimming around.

 

It's a good thing I drive a cool red sports car - 'cause I can't compete with THAT!

 

LMAO

 

 

Which is true? The more you sit on them the harder they get or the more use the softer they become.

I guess size does make a difference.

 

So blue whale, means no need for the blue pill...no wonder their ......grow to 8ft....this could open up the need for v....ina.....seats...any takers???