http://www.courier-journal.com/artic...orvette-Museum

Or the devil is calling his cars home.

 

"""Some time before 5:30 a.m. CST, the sink hole started to form and by 5:44 a.m. motion detectors started going off, the museum said. No one was in or around the museum at the time."""

How do they know when it started if detectors didn't go off until 5:44?


Obviously, this story is full of non-factual information. Being a staunch flat-earther, I can tell you that 'sinkholes' can't happen. Obviously, there is construction going on in the area that caused this and the sinkhole was obviously a lie to cover the truth - a secret bunker is under construction. This is not Armageddon, it is preparation for Armageddon. BE AFRAID!

 

Best thing I've read all week

 

That's correct, a sink hole on one side is a hill on the other,thus the Grand canyon is opposite to a mountain range on the other side.

This picture does not look right, it looks like a model or a PhotoShop job to me.

 

Don't forget, Vettes are built out of plastic.

 

Perhaps a moment of respectful silence is in order......Nope, they are just Chevy's

 

I saw this over here: Watch sinkhole swallows 8 Corvettes at museum

 

I need a "Like" button for post 5 !

 

helicopter view:

 

Sink hole footage - camera two. See also camera one.
Too many Corvettes anyway.

Camera one.

Camera two.

 

Aliens from their subterranean base were trying to abduct the vettes to test their new probes.
That or Danny Ocean was planning another big heist that went wrong.

 

Just imagine the torment Jay Leno must be going thru upon hearing about this.
1st. the pain he probably feels for the loss of those machines. Then the "ton's" of material he could have used for his monologue.
All joking aside, it's a miracle it happened when nobody was around, and I can only imagine how diehard Corvette fans must feel.
Just think if your classic pride and joy was on display at the museum and was caught on a security camera being swallowed up.
I'm as guilty as anybody for poking fun at Chebies plastic fantastic. When truth be told, I'd sell every car I own for just one perfect 1967, 427-435 h.p. Vette Coupe.
I think I'm going over to the Corvette forum to read some of the comments.
Anybody know the address?

 

Almost (not really) makes me sad to see that!
Bad part is, they are worth nothing as scrap, too much plastic crap!

 

What the Vette Guys are saying:



Giant sinkhole eatting cars at the Corvette Museum in Bowling Green! {MEGA MERGER} - Corvette Forum

 

Easy on us Vette guys lol , hour or two later would been a different story , just glad nobody was hurt, it was a pretty neat place,

 

ouch.........

 

We've been contemplating a driving vacation in a month or so
down through Bowling Green (Corvette factory tour) & on to the Biltmore, My Vernon & Montecello. This museum isn't connected to the factory is it?

 

The museum and the factory are not on the same property. The last time I went to the factory you had to have a reservation. Check ahead!


James