I'm losing oil, but it's not burning off nor is it leaking! Can anyone help me out on this. How do I figure out what the issue is before I leave this car on the side of the road lol....Ok serious face

 

well unless someone is taking oil out of the car when you're asleep, then it's leaking somewhere or getting burned off.

how much are you losing over the course of 7000 miles, if it's less than 2 quarts there's really not much to worry about just top it off ever month.