also the horn moistening fluid is a winner

 

Blinker fluid? I'm confused because I have no problems lubricating MY blinker!
Oh, CAR blinkers.........now I get it!

 

Well no one has mentioned the

BA 1100 NST rings
They can cure alot of vehicle problems.

 

Anyone using Hyper-Grounds?

 

<~~~Secretly studying a way to inject exhaust tips with fuel.........Miniature Jet Turbines...... good for at least another 1.3 seconds off the quarter mile!

 

Franc, would you consider blinker fluid to be GREEN product???

 

Been done. You can buy them from J.C. Whitney. At least you could in 1964 when I knew everything.

Supposed to add 6 HP. I put two of them on my 56 Pontiac Starchief

Yeah. They worked really well. Amazing!

roadster with a stick

 

Only if you leave the bottles in the sun for a while.
"We use no Presevatives!"
Or Cyclamates, did I mention "No Cyclamates?"

Roadster with a stick

 

BS...Bulllllllllllll Shittttttt............dreamers.......

 

[quote=chuck65]Nice try all you guys and very funny. But you still have a long way to go to be as funny and bizarre as Maverick's electric battery powered supercharger " designed by a real engineer"

Chuck, Blinker Fluid is real. Believe

At the risk of blatant commercialism

www.blinkerville.com

There is no Tooth Fairy. There is no Easter Bunny. I'm not sure about Santa but Blinker fluid is real.

Believe

roadster with a stick

 

I think Santa is for real... Last December I was driving my convertible with the sunroof open (it was too cold to put the top down) and I looked up at a stop light and could have sworn I saw Santa go overhead in his sleigh, now that I look back maybe the sunroof was closed and it was just Ketchup on the glass of the moonroof.

 

[quote=Franc Rauscher]I believe, I believe, the website is a riot. Thanks.

I'm begining to think that this whole supercharger/Maverick thing was a fishing expedition on someones part to get our furum members to bite and send some money to a bogus website.

 

It is a shame that people have too waste good bandwidth. I don't understand why someone would log onto a forum, then talk about vaporware. No one has this product, it cannot do what you claim period. This thread is just a waste of time. Don't even know why I read it.

 

To: Blinkerville U.S.A., Sales Department
From: Mr. Chuck, Head Start
Subject: Technical Support & Possible Fleet Quote

Dear Sirs,

Please advise as to the specifications on your Blinkerfluid. Is it the BS (blinker specific) or the OD (omni directional) type?

Last year we mistakenly installed the wrong fluid in our fleet of 36 school busses. We purchaced our fluid from Blinker Zone here in Toledo. After installation we found that only the front left blinkers were operative. Checking the specs on the 55 gallon drum, we found it was of the BSLF (blinker specific left front only) designation. If your fluid is BS, we would need a quote on the following:

BSLF (left front blinker)
BSRF (right front blinker)
BSLR (left rear blinker)
BSRR (right rear blinker)
BSSAL (student approach light blinker)
BSMSA (movable stop sign arm blinker)
BSRS (red all cars stop blinker)

Please provide in quantities available up to and including 55 gallon drums.

If your fluid is OD (omni directional) please provide quote in 55 gallon quantities only.

Best Regards,

Mr. Chuck

P.S. I own a Crossfire and belong to the Crossfire Forum and many of our members have been looking for Blinker Fluid in 0w-40 weight. Do you stock it? Some members are having a hard time finding it in their part of the country. Thanks again.

 

We have received your very technical and highly specific request for our famous Blinky Blinker fluid(s) in uniquely engineered formulations. Thank you for your request for a Quotation.

We have turned your request over to our engineering department and customer service who will be very happy to assist you as soon as they stop laughing and can get their butts off the floor.

This may take a while. Please be patient.

Ivan O Clough
President
BLINKY Blinker Fluid Company

 

**** you mav, I just wasted way too much of my time waiting for you to show up and admit your a moron.... Ughh... or maybe u were just trying to hook us... glad to see we are smarter than that... except for all you who said he was onto something... BTW KILL THIS FORUM

 

Bang! Its Dead....

 

Soooo this has become a praody thread.

 

This is a parody thread? Then it isn't breaking the rules to hawk "Binky Blinker Fluid?"


Good. 'Cause Chuck 65 has ordered some and we are processing his order fro BS Blinky Blinker fluid.

Chuck, we have ordered your Fluid for Left and Right turns. There will also be a small supply of Omni directional fluid. As this water comes from the Colorado Verde river, it contains BS contributions from both sides of the political arena. Therefore formulation was a simple matter of removing the filter elements when we filled the bottles.

We discovered when doing this that there was so much BS in the water that we could no longer fit it into the 1 oz size. As a result, we will not be offering the "pocket size" BS in the future. All product will come in 16.9 OZ bottles to accomodate the demands of the French.

The formulations for the 40 wt fluid is a little slippery. We have brought in experts to help us formulate the stuff into a palatable product. Being an oily, unclear and unreliable product we have enlisted the talents from former staff members of the Clinton, Kerry and Perot campaigns. We respectfuly rejected advice from the current Bush administration as we wanted the product to have some credibility.

While none of these experts will actually improve the final product, we are assured that after sending them large amounts of our capital, our customers will believe in the BS component.

Please do not attempt to order from the web site as we are currently upgrading with an electric super charger and are still searching for Eco friendly batteries.

More later


Iva O 'Clough
President
Blinky Blinker Fluid Company

www.blinkerville.com

 

I thought I killed this thread, missed again...